Probe Kids T-Shirts

What if aliens are among us, but they're microscopic wearing their tiny little bio-suits... You could be getting probed right now and have no idea! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A homage to the magnificent 1960's television show Trumpton.

Arakyd Industries, also known simply as Arakyd, was an arms and droid manufacturer that notably produced dwarf probe droids, ID9 seeker droids, internal systems probe droids, Viper probe droids, and Viper recon droids. It also produced RA-7 protocol droids specially for the Galactic Empire and created KX-series security droids to provide Imperial facilities with more efficient security, as well as ST2 concussion missiles and tubes for starships. Arakyd Industries manufactured droids on Vulpter, a planet located in the galaxy's Deep Core where it also had a data storehouse.

Journey to the moons of Saturn with 'Huygens Descent - Exploring Titan'! This vector-style illustration captures the momentous descent of the Huygens Probe onto Titan, Saturn's enigmatic moon. The design features the probe with its parachute deployed, hovering above Titan's alien landscape, complete with lakes of methane and ethane under a hazy atmosphere. Saturn and its majestic rings form a dramatic backdrop, symbolizing the thrill of space exploration. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, science lovers, and adventurers, this design celebrates the curiosity and ambition that drive us to explore our solar system's distant worlds

Journey to the moons of Saturn with 'Huygens Descent - Exploring Titan'! This vector-style illustration captures the momentous descent of the Huygens Probe onto Titan, Saturn's enigmatic moon. The design features the probe with its parachute deployed, hovering above Titan's alien landscape, complete with lakes of methane and ethane under a hazy atmosphere. Saturn and its majestic rings form a dramatic backdrop, symbolizing the thrill of space exploration. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, science lovers, and adventurers, this design celebrates the curiosity and ambition that drive us to explore our solar system's distant worlds

This guy is a real looker. He likes long walks on planet Hoth, avoids Wookiees at all costs, and can be a bit of a hot head. He tends to self-destruct. Call it poor life choices.

A quick design.

Aliens have physically examined me using cold instruments.

In recognition of the Emirates Mars uncrewed space exploration mission to Mars.

Voyager 1 is a space probe launched by NASA on September 5, 1977. Having operated for 40 years, 1 month and 18 days as of October 23, 2017, the spacecraft still communicates with the Deep Space Network to receive routine commands and return data.

Don't Probe Me Bro

Hijacked Pioneer Plaque. The Pioneer plaques are plaques which were placed on board the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 is intercepted by extraterrestrial life. But which message would you like to send to extraterrestrial life. Funny message or not.

Funny german shepherd is being abducted by aliens

Funny UFO Alien Area 51 Hot Sauce. Extraterrestrial, Roswell, foodie.

Mount Sharp, on Mars, obtained by NASA's Curiosity rover. This image has been adjusted to look approximately as it would on Earth to aid geologists in interpreting rock type. About 3 kilometres in front of the rover is a ridge containing lots of the iron oxide haematite. Beyond that is a plain rich in clay minerals, and beyond that hills rich in sulphate minerals. The changing minerals suggest changing environments on early Mars, but suggests that all involved exposure to water. Curiosity, part of the Mars Science Laboratory (MSL) mission, landed in Gale Crater on 6 August 2012. Image obtained by Curiosity's Mastcam camera on 9 September 2015.

Hope you like it.

kidnapped cow

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Not Saying It's Aliens....

Detectoring is your hobby? Do you spend your free time outdoors with the metal detector on a treasure hunt? Then this cool detectorer skull design is just right for you.

Don't wake up at 3:33 am

Hijacked Pioneer Plaque. The Pioneer plaques are a pair of gold-anodized aluminium plaques which were placed on board the 1972 Pioneer 10 and 1973 Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 is intercepted by extraterrestrial life. But which message would you like to send to extraterrestrial life. Funny message or not.

Cosmic microwave background. Whole sky image of the cosmic microwave background made by the MAP (Microwave Anisotropy Probe) spacecraft. This map indicates that the age of the universe is around 13.7 billion years. The data also reveal that the universe is expanding at 71 kilometres per second per megaparsec (1 Mpc = 3262 light years). The colours reveal variations in the temperature of the universe in all directions. This correlates to the density of material at the time when the universe became transparent to radiation, about 380,000 years after its creation. The denser regions (red, yellow) formed the seeds of galaxies and other structures. Data obtained in 2003.

digital art

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

The Probe Droid declares their love of the Rebel Base on Hoth

Skull extraction

Who Wants To Get Probed

NASA Voyager 2 Interstellar Space Probe poster

NASA Voyager 2 Interstellar Space Probe poster

Cassini orbited Saturn for years upon years upon years - giving us science and images and knowledge we're still studying and learning from to this day. All that study - kind of makes you thirsty...

A comic style illustration of the Cassini Huygens mission probe, which explored Saturn and its moons. Look closely and you'll see Earth and the moon!

Calgon is here to take you away. For something.

Inspired by the song “National Sh!te Day” by the mighty Birkenhead pop ensemble Half Man Half Biscuit. May the lord have mercy on their soul.