Towel Kids T-Shirts

It's football season and that can only mean one thing: you're Pittsburgh FOR LIFE! Show everyone you are fan of the Black and Gold with this custom product. Gear up for pro football season with our novelty items, created by the official Pittsburgh fan website and podcast, Steel City Underground! Our fan t-shirts are great for gamedays, birthdays, Christmas gifts or any special occasion! (This product is an original Steel City Underground design. Copyright 2021 Steel City Underground. All rights reserved.)

It is highly important to preserve the vibe.. do not let others ruin it. For people who also love raccoons!

What is yelow, has eight legs and can turn water into tea? It's the Oc-tea-pus or Octeapus enjoying in the sea of tea flavour. Diving in the darkest depths of the mug for perfectly brewed tea! A must for any tea or cephalopod enthusiast.

A quote that says "matcha muchness" for us matcha lovers out there.

Celebrate Sunday's win with a Victory Monday! This black and gold shirt is inspired by the Steel City's favorite team. Gear up for pro football season with our novelty t-shirts, created by the official Pittsburgh fan website and podcast, Steel City Underground! Our fan t-shirts are great for gamedays, birthdays, Christmas gifts or any special occasion! (This product is an original Steel City Underground design. Copyright 2021 Steel City Underground. All rights reserved.)

Come visit the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and Don't Panic

This is strawberry jam. This is totally strawberry jam.

The Standard is The Standard

Don't Panic

Life, don’t talk to me about life (blue print alternative)

“Share and Enjoy” is of course the slogan of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division and was displayed in three mile high illuminated letters near the SCCCD which now covers the major land mass of three medium sized planets. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected it collapsed and dropped nearly half its length. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “go stick your head in a pig” and are no longer illuminated except at times of special celebration.

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

Oh no not again!

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print. Also available in a plain black of white print

This design is an homage to both of my grandmothers. The Arabic writing says, "Drink the marag (soup) and leave your worries behind." It's a style that makes me think of warmth and joy and not sweating the small stuff. I hope it inspires similar feelings in all of you.

Space is big. Really Big. To get around in a jiffy, the improbability drive is the best way to narrow the gap between two points in the space-time continuum. It is also a popular means to get to the restaurant and the end of the universe!

Watercolor illustration of a treat yo'self night, with a girl wearing a face mask

Dog enjoying a day at the spa.

Kid’s first game

He comes in peace.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

If you enjoy deadpan jokes or just dry humor in general, this design of a towel may speak to you.

It’s 2020. There’s no time to panic.