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Description: Awakening... loading. Please do not disturb until further notice. This tee is for the ones who need at least one full cup before they're legally required to be a functional human — who communicate in grunts before 9am and consider coffee a basic human right. The perfect gift for coffee lovers, morning zombies, cat people, and anyone whose personality is 'do not talk to me before coffee.
Description: Awakening... loading. Please do not disturb until further notice. This tee is for the ones who need at least one full cup before they're legally required to be a functional human — who communicate in grunts before 9am and consider coffee a basic human right. The perfect gift for coffee lovers, morning zombies, cat people, and anyone whose personality is 'do not talk to me before coffee.
Description: Awakening... loading. Please do not disturb until further notice. This tee is for the ones who need at least one full cup before they're legally required to be a functional human — who communicate in grunts before 9am and consider coffee a basic human right. The perfect gift for coffee lovers, morning zombies, cat people, and anyone whose personality is 'do not talk to me before coffee.
Description: We see this applies to any work, including English teachers and English students. This is a totally global truth for people of all ages who study or work at anything. Workers of any profession project this. Students of any subject exhibit it. Teachers of any subject share this. English students truly display it. English teachers easily relate to this. Modern technology constantly forces us to wait for large files to upload or heavy programs to update. During these agonizingly slow moments, we falsely believe that maintaining aggressive eye contact with the screen will speed things up. We sit absolutely motionless, projecting all of our mental frustration toward a tiny blue rectangle until it finally reaches the very end.
Description: Embrace your slow-paced morning with this relatable design. Featuring a chill sloth enjoying a cup of coffee while waiting for his day to start, it is perfect for anyone who needs an extra boost before hitting their stride. Ideal for office workers, caffeine lovers, and those who thrive on a relaxed schedule.
Funny Sloth Coffee - Slowly Loading... My Day Is Currently Buffering. Please Push Me After 2 PM. Tapestry
by Fire at the Furthes
$23 $30
Description: Stand By, Sea Story Loading… Hysterical nautical, naval humor design, by Jeff Hobrath. Perfect for sailors young and old, dads, grandads, men and women who always have fun sea stories to tell, salty sea dogs and especially those who served in the Navy or other maritime services.
