Loch Nest Farm Merch

Keeping it weird is easier for some of us than others.

Reduce, reuse, repair, repurpose.

WOT NO DINNER? A loving mashup of Maurice Sendak's best-known book with the old "Kilroy Was Here" graffiti from World War II.

Rural heritage, urban impact.

Twelve prints you might find in a muddy traditional farmyard, rendered in faux-engraving style on mint.

Soft farmyard motifs in tones of sepia and darkest fir green.

They say the best fertilizer is the farmer's footprint. It seems the birds, ruminants, horses, and dogs have been helping!

Homegrown pride!

Homegrown pride!

Homegrown pride!

Postage stamps in various styles feature domestic birds (and one slightly alarming wild one) in a mix of illustrations and photographs.

A quick reminder and brief checklist to remind farmers, workers, and guests that their hands, shoes, and tools can carry pathogens.

For your caffeine delivery system.

Walk this way.

A flock of Cotton Patch Geese explore a vivid chiaroscuro barnyard.

Sketchy and sweet, this safari version of the classic nursery rhyme has freehand charm.

The Usual Chickens

A range of reasonably common neopronouns in a graphic urban stagger print.

Go bold! No, bolder than that.

It's baking season! These ticking mitts in pumpkin-custard colors are ready for service in the kitchen.

Eight original designs for bustle gowns, sketched from a combination of period photographs and fashion plates from the 1880s.

A vivid, retro throwback design of a silhouetted jackalope against a speckled desert.

Classic teacup icons in a pretty grid.

Hand-textured fudgy buttercream icing with pastel rainbow sprinkles. Mix and match an all-over print or a charming modern polka dot on different products.

Original illustrations of chess pieces replicate a classic game diagram: Lewis Carroll's sketch that represents the plot of "Through the Looking-Glass."

Black, white, and red patterns with a floral flair.

This week-old Cotton Patch Gosling was hatched in March 2020.

A sweet, simple sentiment (and a pair of spotted rabbits).

Vintage graphics create scrappy portraits of Victorian ladies, each with her own folkloric secret identity.

A trio of beautiful Black women in soft, summer-colored gowns, illustrated in a minimalist cut-paper style.

A trio of beautiful women in soft, summer-colored gowns, illustrated in a minimalist cut-paper style.

Six women in gorgeous gowns!

Turkey, pie, and cranberry sauce in a can.

All-original art of watermelon-flavored desserts.

Scraps, sketches, and ephemera, all soaked in the bright, irreverent fashion colors of the 1960s.

Word art, illustrated gemstones, and wardrobe-book details dot this sticker sheet with tiny, precious details.