Hands Of Manos Long Sleeve T-Shirts

A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

The iconic "worst movie ever"

The Master and Torgo stare at you

Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Alternate movie poster design for the cult film Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Gala World Premiere!

TORGO!!!!!

A newspaper ad for Manos the Hands of Fate

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MST3K parody of the Manos The Hands Of Fate Original Soundtrack cover.

Manos The Hands of Fate

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Show off your love for Manos hands of fate!

Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Manos the Hands of Fate on VHS.

A cartoon version of "The Master" from Cult Movie Classic, Manos the Hands of Fate. The Master would approve!

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I take care of the place while the Master is away.

There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you.

Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

The Master from the cult film Manos The Hands of Fate, does not approve of many things. His red hands would probably give you thumbs down in disaproval.

What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

A movie ticket for Manos: The Hands of Fate would have to be as dark and forboding as the cult horror movie itself. After all, Torgo did say "it will be dark soon." The ticket number is the original release date of the movie, November 15, 1966.

Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else! Hands down, the most comical line in Manos: The Hands of Fate. For that reason, it deserved a comic book look in tribute, complete with speech bubble that has the line uttered by the sheriff.

Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Show your love for one of the worst movies ever made with this unique design!

Title logo for the cult horror movie

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.1

Celebrate the holiday season with this festive design of your favourite B-movie. From all of us to you, have a very Manos X-mas!

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.

Horizontal movie poster for the cult horror film

Torgo, from Manos the Hands of Fate

He doesn't.