Amir Blumenfeld Long Sleeve T-Shirts

All 110 Episodes of the If I Were You Show by Jake and Amir

Who wouldn't want a t-shirt with the words of The Pinch (A.K.A Jake Hurwitz) on it, from the podcast If I Were You.

Pick up this shirt in bloody ole England.

Instagram is giving you the ol' how do ya do!

Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Minimalistic of my favourite comedy duo.

In a recent podcast, Amir mentioned that Harry Crane (played by Rich Sommer) is his favourite Mad Men character. I love Mad Men and when I heard that Amir's a fellow fan, I decided to make a fun design incorporating Harry Crane. (If Amir is reading this, I emailed you the design under the subject 'Fan Art' so you can check it out there!)

Jake's alter ego from the "If I Were You" podcast show hosted by Jake and Amir. The Pinch.

I am the master...

A flag of the true heroes of the Olyntic games! This t-shirt is based on a joke from the Jake and Amir web series.

Sometimes you just need to go to starbucks and order a trenta ice water. This shirt is #dope

Oh you haven't heard? I am now officially and universally a famous actress...

A little cartoon of Jake and Amir

All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Get your crab claws out and grab onto these Tees where these two try and Seize the Cheese

This is a t-shirt based on the best podcast on the internet, If I Were You, starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. Seize this tee!

Turn down the podcast mama.

We all have to get gay married

Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

HOLY GUAC! This t-shirt thing is ridinky-donky!

If you want to be the epitome of obscure, I'm talking so obscure, even Jake and Amir might not get this reference, then you should seize this tee. It is a reference to 0zMovies animated tidbit of the Jake and Amir podcast. I just couldn't resist. I doubt this'll be a big sell, but for anyone wanting to be 'different', this shirt is for you.

from the hit webseries Jake and Amir, a shirt to accurately represent the sentiments of many about donating blood.

Nah, I only need one, one punch, one hunch I Spit fire and I never start over sorry, let me start over Let me.. Let me start over

"It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever." If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever

The many names of Ben Schwartz

A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

This design's cute aesthetic is powered by the giggles Amir produced when Jake tickled him on the podcast. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then give the show a listen!

“Uh, Jake Hurwitz was a good man, a kind man, no, no, no, no. You all saw he killed himself at a Starbucks right?”

The many names/faces/egos/hearts of Jake Hurwitz.

Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.

Another unofficial tee for the #greenlightjakeandamir campaign.

Classic tee based on the popular 'If I Were You' podcast starring Jake and Amir