Coffin Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Chill

Spooky collection

KNOCK KNOCK! The best way to live a full life is to remember that one day it must end. Let little ghostly Mori, the Knocking Ghost, remind you to live everyday to the fullest.

The chronically ill equivalent of ”everything’s fine”

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

Funeral for a friend.

Nothing like staying home with a cuppa!

Just enjoy it :)

Until death do you part....

The human skeleton is a structure formed by several bones and cartilages, which allow, among many other functions, the movement of our body. The human skeleton is a type of endoskeleton, since it is found inside our body, being formed by more than 200 bones.

Halloween & Coffins & Stuff

This grim, black heart isn’t just a trendy design. It was painted on the plane of one of the Great War Aces – Charles Nungesser. This French pilot, also known as “Le Hussard de la Mort”, or Knight of Death, is one of the most iconic figures of his time. He used to joke that he is always ready for his funeral – for he always carries his painted coffin and candles into the battle. Now you can proudly bear Knight’s of Death standard high – if you dare…

Will you be my valentine? Forever?

Sucked Dry

Never Better - Skeleton in Coffin

Holiday greeting card depicting the Jolly Halloween Man. Copyright © 2022 by J.E.Larson

It's okay to decay

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One of the best documented cases of the exhumation of a corpse in order to perform rituals to banish an undead manifestation. The incident was part of the wider New England vampire panic.

to chew humans bare our mark with pride

© Chiara LB 2023

Hey honey! Take a good picture - Oh! I'm dead!

Till Death Do Us Part

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.

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A design inspired from Scripture. 1 Corinthians 15:31, die daily to sin.

Gothic version of Lovers of Valdaro. /Digital Design/ Stay CREEPY, Stay WILD!

I'd quit but I'm not a quitter.

get it?

Skull and Roses

You like true crime? You like hearing about weird death stories? Do you like podcasts? This baby shows off your love of Coffincast and weird true crime stuff! Great conversation starter!