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THE GREATEST.

A circle has no points, and neither does life.

Simon & Garfunkel / Retro Aesthetic Fan Design

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

Pink - The Wall

If you have a passion for chemistry you need to purchase this cool cartoon Technically The Glass Is Always Full Chemistry Science tee for a party, laboratory class or buy it for a chemistry teacher or a science student. This hilarious shirt features cartoon test tube filled with water and air and says Technically The Glass Is Always Full. The tee is suitable for a chemistry lover, chemist and a science lover with sense of humor.

When in doubt, PRAISE.

Fear Me For What I'm Capable For

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Happy Little Trees -- Retro Fan Artwork

You can do it, Just hang in there :)

Worn by Rachel Green on Friends and recently worn by Harry Styles. Get this Save the Drama For Your Mama shirt

Danny DeVito // Retro Fan Art Design

I Love Hot Moms

cute reaper with text Don't go to bed angry stay awake and plan your revenge

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

Get over it - it's just a word. Seriously though; is the term moister or more moist?

I May Be Wrong But I doubt it funny

The perfect shirt for the introverts exists!

This library owl design for teachers and students promotes reading. Kids, moms, reading teachers, librarians and library aides who love the library will love this! This is a unique gift for your son or daughter, or for a "Friends of the Library" meeting or reading conference.

That's A Horrible Idea What Time?

Be like the sun , keep shining and let them burn

Bring a touch of dad humor to your day with our charming design inspired by Charlie Swan from Twilight! Whether you're a fan of Forks' most laid-back police chief or just appreciate a good laugh, this design adds a dose of light-heartedness to your everyday items. Perfect for those who love a blend of wit and Twilight nostalgia, embrace the Charlie Swan spirit with this amusing and delightful creation.

Hedgehogs - Why Don't They Just Share the Hedge?

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Valentine's Day dark humor. I might bite a little more anatomical heart and snake

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Ed Kemper Is My Spirit Animal ..... he's so dreeaaaaaamy!

The Breakfast Club Tribute Design So are you Joy Division, or New Order?

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Unleash your darker side with this edgy design that marries morbid charm with a twist of irony. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a bite, this piece features bold text and striking imagery that’s bound to provoke thought and laughter.

Highway to Heaven is an American television drama series that ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989. The series aired for 5 seasons, running a total of 111 episodes. The series starred Michael Landon as Jonathan Smith, and Victor French - Landon's co-star from Little House on the Prairie—as Mark Gordon. Jonathan is an angel who has been stripped of his wings and is now "on probation", sent to Earth. He meets Mark, a retired policeman now bouncing from job to job. At first distrustful of Jonathan, Mark comes to realize his true nature and is then given a job: to assist Jonathan in helping troubled people on Earth. Jonathan and Mark are given assignments by "The Boss" (i.e. God), where they are required to use their humanity to help various troubles.

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Team Oxford Comma! A funny shirt for english nerds, writers, book worms, British writers and more! Let everyone know your commas have intent and you use that Oxford Comma with a purpose! Great for english students and students who graduated with an English Major :)

I May Be Old But I Got To See All The Cool Bands