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A design of a d-20 in the colors of the trans flag that has rolled a 1. Under the die is the text "I failed my gender check"

Epic things are something kids do all the time. As a father, I am often on guard for the next epic thing my son does, mostly hoping I will be there to catch him.

Finalist in the 2023 EFA Swag Design Contest. Artwork concept created by Manasa Reddigari.

Life can be pretty hard. You have no game. Celebrate that s**t!

Any college professor or high school teacher will welcome the chance to shout this motto to the rafters. Students who plagiarize are toast!

Chinese English Sign 外国人来华工作许可系统故障，请耐心等待 - Please wait patiently for the failure of the system

The Sarcastic Gamer.

I guess I’ll die

When its all gone wrong and you're all out of options, just remember...

Rolling a one isn't fun.

My Self-Owns are Epic

Sometimes playing tabletop RPGs means getting real familiar with last minute improvising and rewriting characters. Like mr. Crimble here, mr. Crimble’s brother. Very different character. Definitely not just the same guy with an accent and different stats.

You rolled a Nat 1! Crit Fail. The dice will hurt you.

Sometimes You Win. Sometimes You Learn. Winners look at loss differently. A failure is an opportunity to learn. A lesson taught by adversity. A moment of clarity in which you eliminate poor choices and zero in on the path to success. With that mindset, you never really lose and there’s no such thing as a fail. You either win or you learn. But you always gain something from an experience.

Roll a dice... what? 1? Ouch... this will hurt you!

At least you tried... Also available in black lineart.

Gender? What gender? An Agender flag on a d-20 dice that’s just rolled a one.

A misheard English translation of Itadakimasu.

A misheard English translation of Itadakimasu.

Rolling a one is awful...especially when you needed to dodge.

In every adventurer's life, key moments will present themselves. And in every adventurer's life, the dice will betray you. And when that moment arrives, there's only one thing you can say.

Inspired by turkey sandwich tattoo.

the dice giveth and taketh away

Relive your greatest failures and relish that fact that you gained some XP.

Sail We Must, a tribute to Andrew Weatherall. Hand drawn over several days in very high resolution

World's greatest example of a failure.

Quality time with the floor

Natural one time.

Stand out from the crowd with this, Failure is not an Option design. Or that perfect gift for family and friends. Thank you for your support.

"Remy the Rogue was all about speed. He had a quick smile and even quicker hands. Maybe if he wasn't always in a rush, he would have checked for that second trap. Turns out sawblades can be awful fast, too."

When your die fails you one too many times...

Guess I'll Die - DnD

Rolling a one is never good.

Another Roosevelt quote, you will always make mistakes but will learn from them – only those who do nothing won’t make them, so go ahead and mess up occasionally! Please note, the black copy prints best on lighter backgrounds – use the white version for stronger colours (Don’t be afraid to make mistakes – White)

You lost. Again.