Flatulence Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Funny and sarcastic design poking fun of what some say cow farts play in climate change.

If you know someone who always stinks up the room with their flatulence, this design will warn others when they are present.

Grandpa's favorite saying

If You Can Read This, You're in My Fart Zone Red Letters - Funny Fart saying, will just blow them away. - designed by pelagioAM

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . AND more fun stuff at teepublic.com/user/spiderican page!

Fun design of a sorcerer blowing flatulence with the magical phrase ''Wingardium fartiosa!''

Do you like funny fart jokes? Get this funny “Sticks and stones may break your bones but farts will make me do it!!!” warning. It’s great both for yourself, if you want to warn people not to do it or to make them laugh, and also as a gift for your friends.

Fart Zone Red Letters - Obvious, obnoxious Funny Fart design, will just gass them. - designed by pelagioAM

For the loved one in your life who likes to toot!

I JUST PASSED WIND. I DID NOT FART.

Organic Air Freshener! Retro design for a proud dad who is farting way too often and loves being an air freshener. This sarcastic gag design is for all dads and kids who love farting gags and love establishing fart zones.

The Grumpy Old Fart, a design for the negative older fellas and females in your life. Husbands, bosses, grandparents, friends, and the miserable fella at the end of the bar.

STEALING HEARTS & BLASTING FART

If You Can Read This, You're in My Fart Zone Black Letters - Funny Fart saying, will just blow them away. - designed by pelagioAM

Organic Air Freshener! Retro design for a proud dad who is farting way too often and loves being an air freshener. This sarcastic gag design is for all dads who love farting gags and gassing.

Fart Buddies

Get ready to roast with laughter and let one rip with the latest addition to your child's shirt collection. This dinosaur is the ultimate in cheeky humour. Either your child will laugh at the caption, or maybe you will. It's a light hearted, fun design that everyone can laugh at, because life is too short to be serious all the time. So, go ahead laugh at a fart joke, I dare you.

Fun design of a dirty grappler farting at a ninja fighter with the expression: Fartality!

Who farted? Come on...someone did!

Embrace your humorous side with our unique FARTku (FART Haiku) design, featuring a whimsically crafted haiku that celebrates the lighter side of life's natural moments. It's not just a haiku, it's a statement of joy and a nod to the funnier, unexpected parts of life!

funny statement by a nervous constipated guy dealing with a difficult situation

Following The Great Flatulence War of Christmas 2092 there are seemingly no survivors, save a lonely sad Santa. In this field of skulls he roams, searching with ever-deepening sadness for somebody he can give a present to. A warning to us all, I’m sure you’ll agree.

I JUST FARTED.

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter: our 'Who Farted?' merchandise! This hilariously cheeky product is perfect for those with a sense of humor as explosive as their... well, you know. This one is sure to get laughs, raise eyebrows, and maybe even clear a room!

Remember, it's not the shirt that toots, it's the wearer! Introducing our revolutionary FARTS shirt design.

Why are Ninja FARTs so Dangerous? Because they are Silent but Deadly. What a great design to celebrate both your stealthiness and your flatulence. Get your silent FARTs on with this super rad Ninja design

You like French and farting? Then this design is for you! Awesome design for men who are farting way too often and make a quick getaway. This sarcastic humor design is great for dads who don't take themselves too seriously and like witty remarks. Great conversation starter!

I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

Fart Man Cometh

Beep Beep. My car is ausfahrting.

Oink! Toot!

Get ready to break wind and bring on the giggles with our 'Fart Loading' merch! This hilariously cheeky item is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren't afraid to embrace their silly side. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to blame it on the dog!

Funny Fart saying, will just blow them away. Black default background. - designed by pelagioAM

For those that fart a lot and think it's funny.

The harsher the better.

This sarcastic gag design is for all dads who love farting gags and the smell of farts. Great sarcastic design for everyone who loves smelly farts and gassing around.