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This cute sarcastic t-shirt with funny saying "Not Today Satan, But Let's Keep in Touch" is perfect for when you need a little sarcasm in your life.

From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

I Drink Beer And I Grill Things

Do you start listening to Christmas music as soon as the Halloween decorations come down? Maybe you like to hear Christmas songs for Christmas in July, maybe you listen all year round. Or are you old school and won't listen until after the last of the Thanksgiving Turkey. For some people, It's Never Too Early For Christmas Music. If you are one of those people or know someone that is, this design is perfect. This funny Christmas saying "It's Never Too Early For Christmas Music" in Christmas colors of green and red and musical notes is a great gift for a birthday, Christmas, anniversary, any gift-giving occasion, for family and friends.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Best gift for people who love motorcycles.

Come on. Really? No guilt of any kind? Really? Well, you know what they say . . . A Clear Conscience is Usually the Sign of a Bad Memory.

A funny typography design of the words the first pancake in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. One of the succession memes, featuring Connor.

In my defense, i was left unsupervised funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

THE VEGANS... ARE THE ENEMY OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND DECENT IN THE HUMAN SPIRIT... One of the best Anthony Bourdain quotes

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You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

CAN I MASK YOU A QUESTION? funny saying

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

Are you looking for funny gifts? Find the perfect gift for someone you love to make them laugh. You've come to the right place. These are the best gifts you should buy.

Meowy Christmas. Funny Sayings for Cat Lovers

The only recipe for a night of drinking. You drank too much! It's the morning after a wicked party and you know there's only one way out - the hair of the dog that bit you. Hangover help from eBrush Design!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to dogs or beer.

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Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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I have selective hearing i'm sorry you were not selected funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Professional overthinker funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

A funny quotes typography design of the words stay hydrated, in white text. Great advice from Kendall. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Don't mess with me I'm Black belt Unique Santa Funny Design for Christmas lovers

Squid Boy Restaurant. Ginza, Tokyo. Vintage distressed look.

This cute Christmas design makes a great gift or is great to wear on Christmas day.

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Sometimes all you need is a little chaos to have whole lot of fun. Straightforward, funny, and simple, gift yourself or someone else this hilarious quote design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

"I Don't Know I Just Work Here" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for both men and women, especially for sarcastic workers or co-workers who navigate the everyday grind. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a casual attitude toward the workplace!

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