Monty Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Great for anyone that loves the Holy Grail movie!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

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For Monty's symbol I tried to combine his moonshine making skills with his tech genius, hopefully it works well. Let me know! (The 100)

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

And Now for Something Completely Different

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.......

The black knight always triumphs!

Tis just a flesh wound

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Black Knight

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

C'MON KID! ROCK AND ROLL! LET'S MAKE YOUR STUFF LOOK WAY COOLER THAN BEFORE!

MONTY PYTHON

Tis but a Scratch

Brave sir robin

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

A design using Monty’s signature quote “Rock n Roll”

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Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Guardians Cross

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Tis But a Scratch!

The Black Night

Well I didn't vote for him...

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

If you like this design, please check out my other work.

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