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It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

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NASA Voyager 2 Interstellar Space Probe poster

Cassini orbited Saturn for years upon years upon years - giving us science and images and knowledge we're still studying and learning from to this day. All that study - kind of makes you thirsty...

A comic style illustration of the Cassini Huygens mission probe, which explored Saturn and its moons. Look closely and you'll see Earth and the moon!

Calgon is here to take you away. For something.

On Sept. 15, NASA completed the Cassini-Huygens Saturn mission by crashing the probe into Saturn's atmosphere, vaporizing the craft after 14 years of incredible images and scientific discoveries.

Inspired by the song “National Sh!te Day” by the mighty Birkenhead pop ensemble Half Man Half Biscuit. May the lord have mercy on their soul.

An illustration of Nasa's space probe Juno, currently orbiting the gas giant planet Jupiter. One of Jupiter's moons Ganymede can be seen too.

Get ready for a probing and abduction from UFOs!

NASA Mars Exploration Perseverance Rover Ingenuity Helicopter. © Buck Tee Design, all rights reserved.

Curiosity – Expand Your Horizons – Awaken The Explorer

Grant Wood's real parents.

Believe!

Inspired by the song "The Unfortunate Gwatkin" by Birkenhead pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit.

Four customised or concept cars from film and TV which are just too futuristic to be real... or are they...? From top to bottom: • Automan's digitally constructed Autocar which could take corners at right angles, travel at impossible speeds and pass straight through solid obstacles - based on the Lamborghini Countach LP400 • The self driving Lexus 2054 as used by John Anderton to escape from his pursuers in Minority Report • The Durango 95 (in reality a M-505 Adams Brothers Probe 16 Concept Car) as stolen by Alex and his Droogs in A Clockwork Orange • Detective Del Spooner's Audi RSQ (with spherical wheels for better turning) from iRobot

An original illustration of the New Horizons space probe flying by the planet Pluto, Charon, and Arrakoth (Ultima Thule).

I would do what he says unless you're into that sort of thing. No one will judge you.

Inspiration taken from the the song “Lord Hereford’s Knob” by the mighty Half Man Half Biscuit from their album CSI:Ambleside.

Design Based on the image that illustrates earth location included in the Voyager Probe

Best Friends Forever in the Search for Extraterrestrial Life

Inspired by the song “Eno Collaboration” from the album “Voyage to the Bottom of the Road” by Birkenhead pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit.

The lovable Curiosity Rover wants to play among the stars.

Voyager 2 Space craft space art.

Buck T. Purkins Design

When Man travels to Uranus....

Inspired by the song “Fix it so She dreams of Me” from the album “90 Bisodol (Crimond) by indie pop legends Half Man Half Biscuit. Colours used are Signal Red and Drab Olive of course.

Since 1977

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Real time pcr DNA

Real time pcr DNA

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"Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us" Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

Stick your tongue out at the swamp and it may just drain itself. And if so, it's a truely brilliant strategy, the magnitude of which mere mortals won't appreciate until we read about it in the history books. Perfect gift for all geniuses out there, perceived, alleged, unseen, misunderstood or otherwise. Let that brilliant mind shine!