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Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Thou Shall Not Try Me - funny print

Vintage 1974 Original Parts

Buy this 'Funner More Gooder Than Just Fun Definition' design if you are a fun loving person. This fun design defines you which makes it a must wear for you. Makes an awesome Christmas gift for any person who makes you smile.

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Greetings, bitchachos.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

I'm sure everything will work out!

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FUNNY QUOTES / THIS IS MY BLUE SHIRT T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

FUNNY QUOTES / IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

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AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Lineart design

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WTF

Science - Because You Can't Figure Out Shit By Praying.

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Duct tape can't fix stupid..

Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

Sometimes all you need is a little chaos to have whole lot of fun. Straightforward, funny, and simple, gift yourself or someone else this mens funny design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

Banana's like to relax too.

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a dark logo for light colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

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It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Sarcastic Novelty

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Slow Down

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