That's Depression, Babe Magnet

"Why do you drink so much caffeine?" "Isn't that too much sugar?" "Shouldn't you eat more/less?" "You slept for 10 hours, why are you still tired?" Looking for a bold, in-your-face way to answer all those annoying and invasive questions that people keep asking you? Wear this shirt and maintain eye contact as you make your 6th cup of coffee before noon. They'll never bother you again. Or maybe you want a reminder not to be too hard on yourself when you don't accomplish something as quickly as you'd like. Or maybe you didn't cross off everything on your to-do list for the day. Sometimes your brain gets in the way, and that's okay. Try again tomorrow.