All I Got Was This Lousy Magnets

A drawing of a gift box wrapped in red with a silver bow, with the text, Literally your gift. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. This funny doodle typography design works as a birthday present too.

Perfect for touring the Empire with the Tarthian Tour Company

As heard on the episode covering the life and times of Hans J. Massaquoi on the History Impossible podcast.

or i wore a mask and all i got was covid. idk just laugh it’s a joke

...and all I got was this Groovy Chainsaw Hand.

Did X give it to you? Did X deliver to you? You may be entitled to compensation by the means of purchasing this t-shirt.

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I was abducted by aliens and all i got was this lousy t-shirt for men,women,boys,girls,kids,teens,moms and dads.

Congratulations! You may now be caged and unfed, but at least you can now have this snazzy t-shirt!

A UFO on a starry background with the words "I got abducted and all I got was this stupid shirt" around it.

"I spent a YEAR in quarantine and all I got was: a) This lousy T-Shirt b) Social Anxiety c) No Salary d) Family Issues e) Fat f) Drunk g) Lonely h) All of the above This used to say Month. Oh how the time has flown.

Brighten up your day with our vibrant and hilarious t-shirt! Featuring a playful rainbow of colors, this design boldly declares, 'My Parents Decided it Was a Good Idea to Give Me Life and All I Got Was This T-shirt.' It's the perfect blend of humor and style, making it a must-have for those who appreciate life's quirks. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine through – sometimes, all you need is a good laugh and a colorful tee!

I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid

This year same as the last year.

A funny line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It is Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Not rushing to unwrap this present. A gift you could give as a birthday present if you share the same humor.

A white line drawing of a gift box, with the text, Literally your present. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. No rushing to unwrap this present. This design looks best on classic black and other bold colors.

We survived the year that was 20 years long.

A line drawing in white of a wrapped gift box with a bow, and the text, Literally your gift. It's Christmas, and all I got is this lousy t-shirt is another way of putting it. Thanks, at least it wasn't your birthday.

I queued up for 12 hours to see the Queen and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

I blame the dice.

I climbed my wall of awful and all I got was this lousy shirt