Aquamayne Magnets

Montgomery Alabama Super Hero

Off the top rope with a folding chair! Some idiots f'd around and found out the hard way. Being a jerk and ganging up on one person because you think you can get away with it is a shortcut to getting konked on the noggin with a folding chair, wrestling style. 'Round these parts, we don't condone violence but we do condone self-defense. If someone rolls up on you with violence, let 'em know they can have several seats.

Off the top rope with a folding chair! The white folding chair has become a symbol of justice and unity, a mighty improvised weapon to fend off idiots who made bad life choices. When they f around, they find out. When they roll up on someone with privilege and rage, may they have several seats upside the noggin. *In self-defense only, of course.

This awesome design features the heroics of the guy who we know as Aquamayne, who dove in headfirst to rush for help to a fellow man in need. We should all have the spirit of Aquamayne! Enjoy this awesome t-shirt to commemorate his heroic efforts in August 2023.