Chestburster Magnets

Better than your bullshits

Kane's son stalks the halls of the Nostromo towing vehicle.

Shiny chest burster

Some little banana-bursters.

Funny Alien Monster Parasite Chestburster Hilarious Cartoon

xenomorph Queen

A dead Xenomorph that seemed to have a really bad argument with the others...

Description chart of each xeno tier level.

Xenomorph life cycle figure

Xenomorph life cycle figure

I have always been fascinated by Rubber hose animation, It was the first animation style that became standardized in the American animation field. The defining feature of the style is "rubber hose limbs". I enjoy reimagining modern characters in the same classic style.

I have always been fascinated by Rubber hose animation, It was the first animation style that became standardized in the American animation field. The defining feature of the style is "rubber hose limbs". I enjoy reimagining modern characters in the same classic style.

I'm going to steal your heart. By depositing my larva in your chest cavity and bursting out violently after an ambiguous gestation period.

Nostromo Galley Staff -- Bursting with flavor! Come try our special of the day, sure to warm you up.

They mostly come at night, mostly....

Nostromo logo

Not funny? Not mine!

I have always been fascinated by Rubber hose animation, It was the first animation style that became standardized in the American animation field. The defining feature of the style is "rubber hose limbs". I enjoy reimagining modern characters in the same classic style.

Get away from her, you b*tch!

chest monster

surprise chest-burster.....sssuuuurrrrprrriiiissseee!

Chest Burster Valentine

Always wanted your very own chestburster Alien? How about one that can sing? Well, now you can, just remember to order the special!

The pumpking felt just fine after it was attacked by the turkey baster. But little did it know the full depths of the body horror lurking within...until now! Modified from a public domain original in the NYPL.

You Give Me a Funny Feeling in My Chest

Obey your "Queen"

...but what does the company do for you?

Xeno Teeth

Alien or Predator. Inspired in Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci

How and why? Well at a family BBQ in 2019 I was challenged to make a nonsensical silly tshirt as a Christmas gift. I joked about an idea which was a chestburster bursting forth with sunglasses and a cocktail and underneath it says “It’s five o’clock somewhere...” Now that exists, so order now and confuse and bewilder your friends and family today!

I hope we all learned a valuable lesson about following quarantine protocols.

QUEEN is a rendition of a queen alien chestburster

Xenomorph: Superior.

A very silly alien inspired design.

he's cute, though. Best on white shirt.