Computer Nerd Magnets
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Magnet
by Suranyami
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Funny tech gifts for computer geeks, coding, programming, computer nerd, network technician, engineer, student, men, women, dad, mom, girls, boys, teens, teenagers, and kids. Humor Tech teacher gifts. Software developer gifts. Best sysadmin novelty gift. It's just someone else's computer. Best gifts for tech geeks, a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day. Computer nerd gifts. Fun science geek gifts. Great gifts for techy guys. Cool nerd gifts for him or her. Cloud Storage Tee.
Funny There Is No Cloud Computer Tech Tee Computer Geek Gift Magnet
by Proficient Tees
$3.75 $4.75
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer | Funny IT Geek, Computer Tech Support Nerd Magnet
by FriendFood
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Sets hard boundaries with tech support humor. Perfect for burned-out IT pros and system admins. Makes a great gift for anyone tired of family asking for help.
No. I Will Not Fix Your Computer - Funny IT Geek Quote, Computer Nerd Tech Suppo Magnet
by Teho
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Express your tech support frustration with this humorous design for system administrators and computer experts. Makes a great gift for IT professionals.
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer Funny IT Geek, Computer Tech Support Nerd Magnet
by Sharks2006
$3.75 $4.75
What I say, what people hear funny tech support sysadmin geek nerd Magnet
by JustBeSatisfied
$3.75 $4.75
IF FOUND DEAD PLEASE DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY Magnet
by OfficeGeekShop
$3.75 $4.75
Geek Programmer Nerd Developer - Computer Engineering Magnet
by dokfalum
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This frog is very cyversecurity aware and uses multi frog authentication to protect his accounts, if you don't have any spare frogs lying around you could try multi factor authentication instead
Cybersecurity frog uses multi frog authentication Magnet
by empressbat's emporium - DemystifyCyber
$3.75 $4.75
Description: The computer says no. A chunky retro desktop with a red NO on the screen, for everyone who has been told the system won't allow it. A funny nerd quote for IT support, help desk staff, programmers and anyone who works with unhelpful software.
Computer Says No Retro Nerd IT Support Help Desk Humor Magnet
by stylecomfy
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Incredible Universe was the name of a chain of consumer electronics stores in the early to mid '90s that were a joint venture between Tandy Corporation and Trans World Entertainment. A typical store was 185,000 square feet of sales floor and warehouse, stocking around 85,000 items. The store's borrowed philosophies from theme parks with retail departments being "scenes," employees were "cast members," customers were "guests,"and so forth. The stores featured a large rotunda area with a stage where sales presentations, product demonstrations, autograph signings, and musical acts could perform. Retail departments (software, music and video, and accessories) were accessible from the rotunda, making it a hub of sorts for the store.