Dating Disasters Magnets

Description: Funny Ridiculous Dating Sarcasm typography illustration created by Nisuris Art.

Description: Get one of our favorite catchphrases on your merch!

Description: Man finds the love of his life. Unknown to him, the love of his life is a ten foot python with a face exactly the same as his. They live ever after. Somewhat happily. Sadily too. But mostly just meh until they get a divorce and they realize their personality aren't compatible and they are much happier on their own. The End!

Description: Show your love for Finding Mr. Height with this multi-colored design! Looking for a mug? All our mugs have their own product pages so the design can be on both sides.

Description: Say goodbye to exes of the past! Looking for a mug? All our mugs have their own product pages so the design can be on both sides.

Description: Get one of our favorite catchphrases on your merch!

Description: Excellent play on words for those that are great at ghosting their dates and friends. Excellent for that Halloween party or just a murder mystery event!

Description: We don't want none

Description: My Current Relationship Status Depends On Whose Asking

Description: Let's Do Some We Shouldn't Be Doing This Things

Description: Singles Only 300th Episode special

Description: I waaaaant you to want me

Description: Yes, I'm Still Single. No, I Don't know When You'll Have Grandkids.

Description: cheating funny quote