Diet Magnets

Diet Joke parody for Diet coke drink

No Matter Your WEIGHT, No Matter Your Size

vegan fitness

PINEAPPLE

Mmmm.... eat the rainbow every single day, guys!

Big Deborah ~ Funny Parody

Are you a zero carb or low carb carnivore? Enjoy fatty cuts of beef and fish for all nutrition? You are alone; vegans and vegetarians get all their nutrition from the animal kingdom as well, unknowingly eating insect parts and protein mixed up with plants.

Gluten Allergies Suck

this shit slaps. so does this shirt. diet dr thunder is the shit.

Diet Coke Sweatshirt, Diet Coke Shirt, Trendy Shirt / Sweatshirt, I Need A Diet Coke, Funny

The Hammond Realty company, greatest husband and wife realtors in Santa Clarita. From the great zombie / undead comedy and Netflix Original Series The Santa Clarita Diet. Starring Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant as Sheila Hammond and Joel Hammond.

Diet starts tomorrow

Low calorie diet in a 20 hour phase during the day and one heavy meal plan at night? That my friends is what we call the Warrior Diet!

Kawaii colourful fruit and vegetables on a blue background, including a peach, banana, pineapple, watermelon, pear, cherries, radish, aubergine (eggplant), brussels sprout, peas, radish and red pepper (bell pepper).

Still searching for T2d T1D Type One Diabetic Diabetes Awareness Funny Diabetes Type 1 Diabetes Blood Glucose Sugar Level Insulin Pancreas Diabetic designs? Make a statement with this Pancreatically Challenged design.

Letters are hand linocut block prints.

Cute Kawaii Toast and Toaster

A motivational quote from everybody's favourite doctor Nowzaradan aka Dr. Now from TLC show My 600-lb Life. Perfect for your fridge or as a sticker if you need some weight loss motivation!

Diet Coke Kinda Day Design

This funny and sarcastic dieting workout design is perfect to wear to the gym, out on a run, or to lounge around the house! Whether you're at the gym doing cardio or lifting heavy weights, this funny but motivational DIET joke will pull all the looks from your fellow gym-goers!

louder than thunder

Inspired by the Netflix original series' order of undead slayers

A Sword Fighter in protective clothing and a fencing mask is fueled by a plant-based diet. A fun design for martial artists, sword fighters, and people who eat a plant-based diet.

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Not funny? Not mine!

Plant Based in Glowing Green Neon Letters

MY favorite vice.

Mama Bear Needs Her Diet Coke Funny Design

Eric Bemis' " Bunsen A Lifetime " tee shirt from season 3 of The Santa Clarita Diet, the funny undead realtor's saga and Netflix original Series. Skyler Gisondo plays Eric and his stammering awkwardness is a must-see.

Cool vegetables, wearing sunglasses: tomato, radish, cucumber, garlic

Who doesn't love a good (chalky) conversation heart? Sometimes they say the things that we can't bring ourselves to say face to face to another person. Things like, "luv u" or maybe "get lost". They're little candies with a big impact.

Soylent Green is People!

Funny drawing of a cute cockatiel with the quote "I may be chubby but I'm happy". A body positive design for those who love birds like cockatoos, parrots or kakapos.

VEGAN

SMOKE BRISKET NOT METH. Brisket design with simply the word Brisket written across the chest for those who love eating the slow cooked Brisket bbq meat.

Meat, animal fat and protein is what humans are evolved to eat. A ketogenic zero carb diet consisting of beef, ribeye, fatty meat is the best. Add in coffee and butter, and you are on the way to fat loss and a healthy low carbohydrate carnivore diet.