Drop Bear Magnets
Description: This retro, comic-inspired design captures Australia’s most feared (and funniest) cryptid—a ferocious koala poised to strike from above. Printed in a bold four-colour CMYK screen-print style, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves Aussie folklore, tongue-in-cheek humour, or just wants to warn unsuspecting tourists. Ideal for locals, travellers, and anyone brave enough to wear a legend.
Description: A lower spotted Australian drop bear. According to the information on the fauna catalogue pages of the Australian Museum, this creature is classified as Thylarctos Plummetus. The legend states that the drop bear will not follow you around to take you down, quite the contrary, as it will leap down from a tree when you least expect it, land on your shoulders and kill you by biting on the neck or cracking the top of your skull using its gigantic fangs. Rest easy; there is no maniacal, huge koala dropping down from trees and devouring unsuspecting tourists.
Description: Set the ultimate perimeter around your children with this heavy distressed typography defining the exact limits of your maternal patience. Perfect for surviving school drop-off or intense youth sports games, this fiercely protective aesthetic warns everyone exactly what happens when they cross the line. Secure this playfully aggressive motherhood apparel today and proudly wear your invisible armor.
Mom Balls Protective Mother Distressed Typography Magnet
by Mood n Mirth
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A sleepy grizzly in headphones and a cozy flannel holds a record like it's the only thing that matters. It's a warm, funny design for people who love the ritual of dropping the needle.
Analog Ritual Warm Wax And Zero Skip Buttons Vinyl Bear Illustration Magnet
by Luminari Creations
$3.75 $4.75
