Eddie Pence Magnets

Description: Penth's unforgettable one-man show that had the world drenched and pondering life is now EMBLAAAAAZONED on a shirts and other things YOU MUST HAVE NOW!!

Description: Fan club shirt

Description: Cover your favorite body part with a flaming nod to one of Ralph's iconic catchphrases!

Description: The one, the only, Queen J

Description: The Brotherhood of Shezmu art inspired by Ralph Garman's The Ralph Report. With Rear-Admiral Eddie Pence formerly (vice-host). Shezmu was the ancient Egyptian god of Wine and Slaughter.

Description: Meet Jackpot the clown, a walking ball of unfiltered joy and questionable hygiene, who gets way too excited about the simplest things in life—like the fact that picky eater Eddie might, just might, actually eat something today.