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Description: We all deserve to thrive, including this squirrel that chewed through my plastic garbage can. Respect the talent.

Description: Is there any bird more majestic than the Shoebill stork? Probably. But look at that bill—one of a kind! And unlike the current administration’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” this one doesn’t threaten wildlife or the environment. That law weakens endangered species protections, rolls back clean air and water rules, and opens public lands to drilling. Repeal is possible—but only if we push. Contact your representatives, show up at town halls, wear this not-at-all-dorky shirt, and VOTE. Congress can—and must—reverse the bill before the damage is irreversible.

Description: Sharks are color blind, but don't tell them that.

Description: Wood frogs have the amazing ability to freeze during winter months by producing their own natural antifreeze. They then thaw and return to life in the spring, even if everything sucks.

Description: DID YOU KNOW? Today's birds are the direct descendants of a group of small dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction, and are scientifically classified as the living dinosaurs of today.

Description: What a score! Capybaras are the largest rodents in the world and are known for being super chill, even willing to put up with the now bolstered ego of this little kitten.

Description: We all deserve to thrive, including this squirrel that chewed through my plastic garbage can. Respect the talent.