Ennui Magnets

Are you an afternoon or evening person? Do ya love sleepin' in like my Maine Coon boy does? Do you exist in ennui? Declare your love for sleeping with my "don't like Morning People" artwork. DECLARE solidarity with my silly cat's need for sleeping in!

the sadbook human wonders "why?"

Gen X Raised On Hose Water Neglect

Rock the existential ennui.

A very glum and disinterested cloud

That Sounds Boring

Simple white letters on black background: "Ehhhh." The planet's burning, democracy is teetering, we're years into a pandemic - when you're just exhausted there's nothing left to say, your response can just be "Ehhhh."

Man looks bored, and Yawns. Scratchboard illustration by Lisa Haney.

Why, why -- WHY??

Fisheye

Aesthetically pleasing design with a sarcastic and witty quote about productivity and the feeling of ennui.

Spread the joy of ennui wherever you go, you dapper son of a bitch!

Ennui

It is said that any design with a sun rise can be made motivational. It's of course not the case with Nihilists. If you wallow in nihilism and think existence is a pain. Then this could be the right design for you. This can be also suitable if you're an optimistic nihilist. Life is meaninless, even reading Nietzsche is pointless. One reason to exist is that fact that your pets will miss you.

I hate it here.

It's a fish with a firecracker in it's mouth. It's as deep as you want it to be.

Paper craft

An anthropomorphic cloud and also a big mood