Ernest Worrell Magnets

ERNEST

When the money is scrambled to the very last cent, riots and hatred soon will commence. When all the world's commerce will be put in a bind, from the evil that lurks where the sun never shines. It is I, Dr. Otto von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, who has played on you this trick-ick-ick-ick. "But who's Dr. Otto?" you may well ponder, while all your magnetic cash is squandered. It's he who had an eye, and yet couldn't see. It's he who served bouillabaisse, when he was a she. It's he who gambled with brains, and a gun. It's he who had all, and yet had none. And to stop this horrible twisted trick, just exchange the poles of old Saint Nick. And if that doesn't do to save the day, put another quarter in and try another play.

You Know what I mean Verne. Ernest was a man we could rely on to teach, love and inspire

What if Ernest was in Slumber Party Massacre? It would have been way better. Know what I mean? Inspired by the legendary fan made poster from the original DEADPIT studio!

Kamp Kikakee modern logo from the movie Ernest Goes To Jail. Enjoy!

Jim Varney in his element.

Ernest P Worrell: Electroman ... art from Cool Dojo artist Charlie Fithian. Inspired by the movie Ernest Goes to Jail starring Jim Varney.

The legendary Ernest in a quasi-hip hop fashion design.

Ernest - Jim Varney

Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell showing off a surprisingly toned bicep.

Ernest

ERNEST GOES TO CAMP

Everyone's favorite janitor takes a journey of an afterlife time.

With this troll-proof design, all you'll need is the high ground.

Ernest P Worrell with his signature tag line.

Hey, Vern! KnoWhutImean?

Original Bulgarian Miak kills Trolls. The flavor? Plain.

Ernest P. Worrell sings a ballad in "Ernest Goes to Camp"

Trantor

Does anyone better belong on the $100 than Ernest P. Worrell?

Ernest P. Worrell on the ritual of the blade, the stone, and the arrow.

Face off Got a Reboot

Vernest.

Troll Away Spray ad inspired by the movie Ernest Scared Stupid. Enjoy!

NEW ITEM! ERNEST P. WORELL

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Gimme a Hell Yeah if Ernest Goest to Jail Scared you Straight.

Jim Varney Design

Jim Varney Design

Jim Varney Design