Ernest P Worrell Merch
Description: When the money is scrambled to the very last cent, riots and hatred soon will commence. When all the world's commerce will be put in a bind, from the evil that lurks where the sun never shines. It is I, Dr. Otto von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, who has played on you this trick-ick-ick-ick. "But who's Dr. Otto?" you may well ponder, while all your magnetic cash is squandered. It's he who had an eye, and yet couldn't see. It's he who served bouillabaisse, when he was a she. It's he who gambled with brains, and a gun. It's he who had all, and yet had none. And to stop this horrible twisted trick, just exchange the poles of old Saint Nick. And if that doesn't do to save the day, put another quarter in and try another play.
DR OTTO | JIM VARNEY | ERNEST P WORRELL | HEY VERN Tapestry
by nostaljunkpod
$23 $30
Description: He saved Christmas. He was scared stupid. He was a man. A myth. An Ernest. Also an Emmy Winner! And sometimes he would say this. We all need a Vern in our lives.
KnowWhatIMean, Vern? -- Ernest T-Shirt Baseball T-Shirt
by Not Monsters
$18 $26
Make the Mello Yello Move, Vern. KnoWhutIMean? Hoodie
by nostaljunkpod
$35 $42
