Excess Magnets
Sonic Excess Crowbar Dissection Storm Of The Light - Mowmat Studio #9 Magnet
by Mowmat Studio
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Mint green ceramic figurine. Right paw raised in standard greeting posture. Intact structural form. Innocent ocular features. Closed oral cavity. Continuous viscous leak. Neon pink synthetic syrup. Heavy basal pooling. The fortune is overflowing. Administrative fact: the leak is the luck. Built for the peripheral survivor who navigates the high-density grid and recognizes the friction of synthetic fortune. Boxwood and Me. Synthetic luck. Viscous payout. Designed in Melbourne, Australia.
Sonic Excess Crowbar Dissection Storm Of The Light's Magnet
by Positive of Everyday Life
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Absurd Humor - $400 Ballroom Will Save Our Marriage A smiling 1950s family beams with perfect optimism beneath the wildly unhinged promise that “A $400 Ballroom Will Save Our Marriage.” This retro‑propaganda parody blends midcentury advertising charm with modern relationship absurdity, creating a sharp, funny, and slightly unhinged commentary on consumerism, domestic expectations, and the fantasy of quick fixes. Perfect for fans of vintage kitsch, dark humor, ironic posters, and surreal social commentary with a nostalgic twist.
Description: Absurd Humor - $400 Ballroom Will Save Our Marriage A smiling 1950s family beams with perfect optimism beneath the wildly unhinged promise that “A $400 Ballroom Will Save Our Marriage.” This retro‑propaganda parody blends midcentury advertising charm with modern relationship absurdity, creating a sharp, funny, and slightly unhinged commentary on consumerism, domestic expectations, and the fantasy of quick fixes. Perfect for fans of vintage kitsch, dark humor, ironic posters, and surreal social commentary with a nostalgic twist.
Description: A $400 Million Ballroom Will Save Our Bacon A vintage‑style family portrait turned sharp cultural satire. This engraved illustration features a cheerful family proclaiming, “A $400 million ballroom will save our bacon!”—a perfect collision of old‑time optimism and modern extravagance. The contrast between the earnest, historical aesthetic and the oversized claim exposes the absurdity of prestige projects, misplaced priorities, and institutional excess. Clean lines, bold engraving texture, and a punchline that hits instantly. Ideal for fans of protest art, cultural critique, and retro‑styled satire.
Description: WE NEED A $400 MILLION BALLROOM TOO - Political Satire Retro Art A sharp, satirical illustration capturing the absurdity of institutional one‑upmanship and the cultural ripple effect of extravagant prestige projects. Two kneeling figures in formal attire declare, “We need a $400 million ballroom too,” turning a real‑world symbol of excess into a universal commentary on status chasing, misplaced priorities, and the competitive theater of wealth. Clean lines, bold contrast, and a punchline that lands instantly. Perfect for fans of protest art, social critique, and minimalist satire.
Description: A $400 Million Ballroom Is the Way to Go A refined, vintage‑style dinner scene turned into sharp cultural satire. The central figure, dressed in formal evening wear, calmly declares, “A $400 million ballroom is the way to go,” blending elegance with extravagant absurdity. The contrast between the poised, mid‑century aesthetic and the oversized declaration exposes the humor in institutional excess, misplaced priorities, and elite confidence. Rich tones, classic styling, and a punchline that reads instantly. Perfect for fans of cultural critique, protest art, and retro‑inspired satire.
Description: One Day Kids… a $400 Million Ballroom A mid‑century family dinner scene reimagined as sharp cultural satire. This vintage‑style illustration features a cheerful parent telling the kids, “One day soon we could have a $400 million ballroom,” blending wholesome optimism with extravagant absurdity. The contrast between retro family‑values imagery and oversized aspirations exposes the humor in institutional excess and misplaced priorities. Clean lines, classic styling, and a punchline that reads instantly. Ideal for fans of cultural critique, protest art, and retro‑inspired satire.
Description: $400 Million Ballroom - Retro Pop Art Political Satire Protest $400 million ballroom is what this country needs. Straight from the dinner table to your wardrobe — this retro pop art political satire tee captures how propaganda gets passed down like it’s common sense. While families scrape by, the ask is for a $400 million ballroom. The absurdity is the point. Inspired by real events, this vintage comic-style design is bold, colorful, and unapologetically political. For resisters, satirists, and everyone who sees through the spin. Because the turkey on the table doesn’t make the grift any less real. Wake up!.
