Existential Magnets
Living the Dream Plan B Sarcastic Adulting Humor Magnet
by Anticorporati
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes existential interrogation and definitive corporate manifesto for the deeply analytical professional who treats the start of the workweek as a total crisis of reality. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, early morning boardroom headspace where a single look at your incoming inbox forces you to fundamentally re-evaluate every single major life choice, career trajectory, and cosmic decision that led you to this exact point in time, boldly declaring that the initial twenty-four hours of the week possess the terrifying psychological weight required to completely dismantle your entire philosophical foundation.
Description: Having one of those days where just being present takes maximum effort? This hilarious retro-style illustration features a furious, grumpy ginger tabby cat intensely digging its claws into a wall with deep scratch marks, framed by the bold text "Existing Reluctantly." It’s the ultimate humorous statement for introverts, chronically annoyed cat lovers, burnt-out workers, and anyone forced to deal with adult responsibilities against their will. Show off your sarcastic mood with a touch of feline attitude!
Description: We all have those days where life feels like a constant stream of overwhelming questions. This stressed stick figure captures that relatable feeling of existential dread and mid-life confusion perfectly.
Stressed Stick Figure Asking Why Questioning Everything Magnet
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$3.75 $4.75
READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF COMPARTMENTALISING THE HORRORS Magnet
by BrightMood
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Embrace the absurdity of existence with this dark humor piece featuring a black cat gazing into a mirror reflection with wide, hollow eyes. Perfect for philosophy students, cat lovers, and anyone who appreciates existential jokes and classic Descartes parodies. This distressed gothic woodcut aesthetic captures the essence of a feline mid-crisis, questioning its own reality with the funny phrase, 'i do not think therefore i do not am.' Ideal for everyday or a spooky Halloween statement.
I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am Black Cat Magnet
by Xfiber Production
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Let people know that you were an essential servant at the end of days! I'm sure they'll treat you better knowing you were out in harms way while they were complaining about staying at home and spending time with their families! Also available in white text. (The barcode is for toilet paper)
Jean de La Fontaine: Sadness flies away on the wings of time. Magnet
by artbleed2
$3.75 $4.75
Albert Camus - French Philosophy Existentialist - Orange Edition Magnet
by Shiny Shirts
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!
