Free Advice Magnets

Description: It's you lucky day to have a free bad advice. Ask me anything!

Description: It's you lucky day to have a free bad advice. Ask me anything!

Description: The ultimate warning label for the seasoned family patriarch who functions as an unskippable, 24/7 broadcast network of life lessons, historical anecdotes, and corporate-level critiques—completely independent of whether anyone actually asked.

Description: Advice is free, loans are not! This funny Bank of Dad design features a vintage style dollar bill, not valid for car keys or a bigger allowance, signed by the Chief Grill Officer and the Thermostat Manager. A hilarious Father's Day gift for dad, stepdad, grandpa or a new dad, and a great birthday or Christmas gift from son or daughter. Perfect for dads who love dad jokes, grilling and guarding the thermostat. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers and more.

Description: My advice is free features a grandpa gift theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of cool grandpa and grandma humor. A natural pick for grandpa gift fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: ERROR 403: Your opinions are not authorized on this system! Tired of people trying to tell you what to think? This bold, colorful design delivers the perfect sarcastic response: "STOP TRYING TO INSTALL OPINIONS IN MY HEAD." Featuring vibrant comic-style lettering and a bright red stop sign, this design combines technology humor, independent thinking, and a little attitude for anyone who refuses to let others program their thoughts. Perfect for independent thinkers, IT professionals, tech enthusiasts, free spirits, and anyone who appreciates clever sarcasm and personal boundaries. A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers, friends, and anyone who believes their mind isn't accepting unsolicited software updates!

Description: Be Like Ducks Let It Roll Off Your Back

Description: sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself

Description: sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself

Description: A humorous pie chart explaining how to get an engineer's attention. The chart is divided into three sections: 'BREAK SOMETHING' with an icon of broken items, 'FREE COFFEE' with a coffee cup icon, and 'SAY "THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS"' with a silhouette of a person speaking. The background is black.

Description: A nostalgic vintage-style “Play Outside” design featuring a happy muddy kid illustration, hand-drawn sketch texture, bold distressed lettering, cream and forest green outlines, and playful outdoor energy. Perfect for fans of screen-free childhood, backyard adventures, nature play, camping kids, messy fun, retro parenting humor, and old-school outdoor lifestyle tees.

Description: Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.

Description: I’m here with Free Advice to help in these trying times when you might be distracted and a bit careless. DIVE CAREFULLY is the Free Advice. It’s on all manner of products including tees, hoodies, pillows, and magnets. The idea is from an early 20th Century cigarette trade card which were like today’s bubblegum or Super Hero trading cards. What does the advice mean? It means look before you leap. Know if you’re getting in over your head. Are there sharks close by. Or alligators? Know before you dive! The design is also available as an 8x6 print in a signed edition of ten. Find it in my fine art gallery on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com. But buy gifts or self-rewards first here in my store. Thanks. And dive carefully.

Description: Really I dont need it, go ahead try it out!

Description: Some free advice in t-shirt form.

Description: LETTING TOXIC PEOPLE GO IS NOT AN ACT OF CRUELTY. IT'S AN ACT OF SELF-CARE