Funny Fortune Cookie Magnets
Description: Opened a fortune cookie. It said: you will soon fart in a very important moment. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, beans. The cookie knows. A funny fortune-slip gift for takeout lovers, superstitious friends, and anyone whose lucky numbers include beans. White tilted paper slip with distressed finish and FartMerch green headline, designed for dark shirts. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Fortune Cookie: You Will Soon Fart - Funny Fortune Gift Magnet
by FartMerch.com
$3.75 $4.75
Description: The train will be delayed. Pizza is always the answer. You will overpay for rent. A fortune cookie that tells it like it is, New York style.
Fortune Cookie NYC Edition Funny New York Fortunes Magnet
by ModThreads
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A happy kawaii fortune cookie cracks open with some sage advice: "Today's chaos is tomorrow's funny story." An upbeat, cute pick for foodies, takeout lovers, and anyone getting through a hectic week.
Kawaii Fortune Cookie - Today's Chaos Is Tomorrow's Funny Story Magnet
by ModThreads
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Cheerful fortune cookie with a lucky message in this charming retro food design.
Lucky Break Cute Fortune Cookie Chinese Food Tattoo Magnet
by All Anime
$3.75 $4.75
Description: ¡Añade un toque de humor divertido y sarcástico a tu día con esta graciosa ilustración estilo cartoon! Muestra unas tradicionales galletas de la fortuna chinas, con una de ellas abierta revelando un papelito con el divertido mensaje "VAS A MOLIL". Es un diseño perfecto para camisetas, tazas, stickers y accesorios ideales para regalar a amigos con un gran sentido del humor.
Vas a Molil - Funny Chinese Fortune Cookie Cartoon Design Magnet
by La Loca
$3.75 $4.75
Description: The signs were clear. She had other plans. "Local girl who reads the signs wrong" — a self-aware confession rendered in bold brushstroke lettering around a cracked-open fortune cookie. The fortune inside says "reads." The design says everything else. A perfect portrait of someone who looks for meaning in every signal the universe sends and then misinterprets it spectacularly. Whether it's misreading tarot cards, dismissing red flags, finding "signs" in random coincidences, or taking horoscopes way too literally while ignoring the obvious — this one's for her. She knows who she is. Funny, self-deprecating, and deeply relatable for anyone who oscillates between "the universe is sending me messages" and "I have no idea what's happening."
Local Girl Who Reads the Signs Wrong — Fortune Cookie Funny Quote | Astrology Humor Sticker Gift Magnet
by Art of Dari
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Fortune cookie quote artwork with bold vintage lettering, colorful retro flourishes, and lucky cookie pieces for a playful, eye-catching look.
Fortune Cookie Humor Quote Tee with Vintage Psychedelic Art Magnet
by Woody_Eggstra_Designs
$3.75 $4.75
I'm Just Here For The Fortune Cookies Magnet
by It's Only Rocket Science
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A charming and wittily sarcastic fortune cookie featuring the message "Embrace the Existential Dread". This delightful artwork is an ideal gift for those who enjoy pondering life's philosophical aspects.
Embrace The Existential Dread Funny Cookie by Tobe Fonseca Magnet
by Tobe Fonseca
$3.75 $4.75