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My son is just awesome. At two years old, he cracks me up all the time. Even the fits he throws are funny to me. I am always telling him he is the "best thing ever". Then in this design, I get to give a shout-out to my childhood bread that my brother and I loved so much.

Epic things are something kids do all the time. As a father, I am often on guard for the next epic thing my son does, mostly hoping I will be there to catch him.

Wonneproppen for Bundle of Joy, Baby, German word. Handwritten font by my own human hand. x

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Do you think eating babies would be a good solution to our societal ills? Then this quote from Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal is perfect for you! It also makes a great gift for the baby in your life. This is an item from our literary collection which pays homage to the literary giants who have shaped the way we see the world. From Langston Hughes’ inspiring verses to Jane Austen's witticisms, our designs transport you to worlds of imagination and enlightenment. Wear the words that resonate with your soul, and celebrate the authors who have left an indelible mark on literature. Surround yourself with the power of words and let your favorite authors inspire you every day. Click on the “Literature” album in our storefront to see all our

When you first start to understand your child, there is nothing like learning the Gibberish they say. We want them to learn to speak, so why not learn their language? It will help them to learn yours.

This is obvious to most parents as you must always be ready for this. However, with the word Moist becoming derogatory, I couldn't resist rebelling against people who see it as bad. Change the diaper!

Whether boy or girl, birthdays are something very special for small children. This is a great t-shirt for the birthday child for the 8th birthday and as a birthday shirt it is a cute gift for a child or grandchild who turns 8 years old. Wild, cheeky & finally 8, eighth birthday, child T-shirt is a cute, colourful shirt that looks good on any little birthday boy or girl on the big day when they turn eight. As a birthday present a great idea. Available for ages 2 - 10

Sorry my aunt is so weird. It's a family thing.

My son is just past 3 feet at age 3. He is a wild child and always has a new boo-boo. He seems to think he is indestructible, as I am sure we all did at some point.

Extra cute baby panda print. The character you'll want to hug.

Hold My Sippy Cup It's About To Get Real comes from all the times my son drops his "spill-proof" sippy and runs off to do something sketchy. Not even 3, and he would wear out the Energizer Bunny.

if you have a toddler you'll understand

We all know that one person

A science and chemistry inspired atomic design for toddlers and babies. Design is available in shirt, onesies, hoodies in a gender-neutral color palette.

Preschool Rocks Back to School Kids

My son, like most children, has a certain level of gas issues. It sure is 100% USDA-approved gas. You, parents, know this. In this design, I used the colors of the flame from natural gas.

One of my first designs. All the girls loved my newborn son. We thought he would have a girlfriend before he could walk. I thought I would do a standard "I am taken girls" or "Taken by Mommy's Love". Then it dawned on me that the sarcasm of "I Still Live With My Parents" on a baby and toddler shirt is much more funny than the same design on an adult shirt. So here it is.

This is for the overconfidence my son has in his ability. It is always funny when he does things he thinks are amazing as if he is some famous daredevil. I tell him to say Google Me!

This is for all the BOY MOMS out there. My son is all about his mommy and has her wrapped around that little finger. He is Mommy's Valentine, and everyone knows it.

This is a Admit It design.

A cute 3-eyed alien

This may seem obvious as to where it came from, but my first experience was when my son stood up in the bathtub to pee. The "I Pee In The Pool" Design was born.

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The perfect design for all the kids who want to be a trainspotter someday and watch trains. Whether it’s a locomotive or a steam train. Funny train lover quote. The funny apparel for every railroad lover who spends their time trainspotting. Get this funny train design for every toddler who wants to see a train engine.

My son loves this design. Always laughs at it and has no idea what it says but knows it is a skunk.

We all know that demonic baby face. And it's not just on kids!

Sometimes you just gotta make a statement. Make that statement "Dump Truck"

Cute toddler boy or girl tshirt, makes perfect gift for the best sis or bro, lazy son, anti-social daughter. Funny saying tee shirt ideal for your sister or brother birthday party, kindergarten or school events, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Funny, trendy, awesome casual or party outfit for sarcasm quote lovers. Unique, original graphic design t-shirt ideal for celebrations or family gatherings. Matching family shirt, share the love between parents, mom, dad and kid.

Did you ever struggle to find the right words... to announce you were going to degas? Let your shirt do the talking and focus your energy on the poduct! Ideal as a gift for the kids or your brother or the mother in law!

How we always fixed problems when we were kids.

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LEO the inquisitive truck and Fiends