Geekshock Magnets

Description: The title says it all.

Description: Our official Geekshock logo all fancy-like, with the bolt, and bearing the inscriptions "The Week in Geek Since 2008", and geek logos, and some Latin.

Description: The official logo of the Shock Monkey Army, supporters of the Geek Shock Podcast!

Description: An alternate Geek Shock Podcast logo designed by one of our listeners.

Description: His name is 80s Jeff, and his comedy is beyond you. You are like the buzzing of flies to him. Does a man consider an ant when walking in the grass? You are utterly beneath his gaze, and his comedy is far beyond your meager comprehension. The depths of his humor are as infinite as the void. Bring purpose to your meaningless existence and buy this merch.

Description: Straight Into Storage. That's where that signed and numbered super deluxe edition Batman toiler paper is going, along with the other 20 boxes of bric-a-brac you ordered and are never going to display.

Description: It's your fault the Satanic Panic happened. You shouldn't have been rolling dice and pretending to be wizards in your parents' basement, eating pizza and drinking soda, yelling about fireballs. Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to a life of wickedness and eternal damnation, and it's all your fault. Now you can be proud of it!

Description: crew only - no back

Description: No matter how much you may want to, or how good the money is, you NEVER go full Andy.

Description: 80s Jeff Shares his parking secrets! 700 Parking Lots Reviewed! 25 Ways to park in small spots! 47 Tallest covered parking garages! 8 Worst parking lots in Las Vegas!