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Die Hard Ugly Christmas Sweater

Logo from the KFLW-TV 14 News channel where Richard Thornburg works, from the classic 1988 movie, “Die Hard”.

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Die Hard is a Christmas Movie! This Alan Rickman Hans Gruber design screams from the top of Nakatomi Plaza that Die Hard is a Xmas Movie. If you love Die Hard and Alan Rickman this tee is for you!

An exact reproduction of the ATS Formula 1 team logo from the early 1980's - Even with the great talents of Hans Stuck, Manfred and Joachim Winkelhock behind the wheel, ATS were one of Germany's less successful Grand Prix entrants - eventually morphing into the Rial F1 team of the early 1990's.

I Survived Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party 1988

Hans falling off Nakatomi tower

ortrait of a Lady with a Squirrel and a Starling - Hans Holbein the Younger, 1526–1528.

Once upon a time, there was a minimalist design based on a fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen. If you like the story "The Princess and the Pea", you will love this design inspired by it. Combining minimalism with the pea under the stack of mattresses on the royal bed, this "Princess & the Pea" design is sure to please fans of folklore and children's literature.

Give the gift of this festive badassery this holiday season. Yippee ki-yay!

High resolution reproduction, photoshop corrected for sharp prints and vibrant crisp colors, digitally healed for blemishes, tears, and missing elements. OPEL Automobiles by Hans Rudi Erdt 1911 Vintage German Plakatstil Style Advertisement Poster.

The "Yippee Ki Yay" T-shirt captures the iconic catchphrase made famous by John McClane, the protagonist of the "Die Hard" film series. With its bold and memorable expression, this shirt becomes a wearable declaration of action movie fandom. The design might incorporate elements associated with the films, such as imagery related to the scenes where the phrase is uttered or typography that evokes the gritty and intense atmosphere of "Die Hard." Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply appreciate classic movie quotes, this T-shirt is a stylish and impactful addition to your wardrobe.

To one of the most interesting bands and vocalists. I love and miss Anneke van Giersbergen in The Gathering.

Even sirens and mermaids need help surfacing from time to time! From my original painting "Surfacing."

Simon Gruber knows accents in "Die Hard With A Vengence"

Elevate your holiday wardrobe with our "Yippee Ki Yay Merry Christmas" Christmas sweater-inspired design! This festive masterpiece combines the cozy charm of a Christmas sweater with the timeless coolness of Hans Gruber falling to his demise. It's the perfect blend of comfort and action-hero flair, making it ideal for any '80s flick fan ready to celebrate the season in Die Hard style.

What if John McClane's adventures were an 80s-style video game? Would you DIE HARD?

Unleash the unstoppable force of comedy with the "William Montgomery From Kill Tony is Never Gonna Stop" design! This vibrant and bold artwork celebrates the relentless and uproarious spirit of William Montgomery, a standout figure from the world-renowned Kill Tony show. Capturing William's unique comedic flair and indomitable presence, this design is a tribute to his continuous journey in the world of stand-up comedy. It's a perfect representation of Montgomery's signature style – humorous, relentless, and always unforgettable.

This illustration presents my personal interpretation of Hans Christian Andersen’s beloved tale, “The Little Mermaid.”

Cat painted in the style of Hans Holbein

This is an adorable depiction of a turtle rocking out to music.

Allegory of death as crossbowman - Gerhard Altzenbach

A jester contemplates a skeleton. Reproduction of a wood engraving after Paul Stade, 1884.

Attempted Murder Crows

Unleash the unstoppable force of comedy with the "William Montgomery From Kill Tony is Never Gonna Stop" design! This vibrant and bold artwork celebrates the relentless and uproarious spirit of William Montgomery, a standout figure from the world-renowned Kill Tony show. Capturing William's unique comedic flair and indomitable presence, this design is a tribute to his continuous journey in the world of stand-up comedy. It's a perfect representation of Montgomery's signature style – humorous, relentless, and always unforgettable.

The Goblin and the Provision Dealer from Hans Christian Anderson - Arthur Rackham

"The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway"

Hans Holbein Tarot

Hans Holbein Tarot

Hans Holbein Tarot

A rather neurotic quote from Hans Christian Andersen, as discussed in episode 17.

Handmade hommage drawing of the prototype that was copied by the german company

Jez Pepper Spray

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