Holy Magnets

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

Big fat text in vintage bright colors and a worn effect

Sometimes I mishear things

Holy Spirit stained glass from St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Holy Ghost

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Share the truth of the gospel of Jesus Christ and the message of hope and salvation through the Cross

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

We miss modern baseball so much Unofficial tees

Tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain".

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

A stylized Angel.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

You've got no arms left !

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

Mayhem in Mercia

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

She turned me into a newt

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Ronnie James Retro

Watch your language in heaven

Half Hood Half Holy Christian Wear | Grunge Style Half Hood Half Holy Pray Don't Play With Me | Half Hood Half Holy - Fun religious Christian design. Pray with me don't play with me. Perfect for anyone who loves God and going to church but isn't afraid to swing if someone starts testing the Jesus in them. Distressed, gritty effect for vintage look. Half Hood Half Holy Pray With Me Don't Play With Me - Fun, eye catching design great for Christians or anyone a little religious. Trendy, Christianity themed design is perfect for church, prayer groups, bible study, youth groups, Sunday school, and more!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail