Homicide Magnets

Description: Before McNulty and The Bunk, there were Pembleton, Bayliss, Lewis & Munch. Celebrate the OG legends of Baltimore’s homicide unit with a tee honoring the core squad that turned names from red to black long before The Wire hit HBO. These four—intense, brilliant, and endlessly quotable—spoke for the dead, battled the darkness in The Box, and defined what gritty, character-driven police drama could be. With Homicide: Life on the Street finally streaming again, there’s no better time to pay tribute to the detectives who walked Fells Point’s cobblestones, outsmarted killers with pure instinct, and set the tone for everything David Simon would build afterward.

Description: I want my ID TV. True Crime all the time. I'm an armchair detective.

Description: The follow up to "My My My"

Description: Three Skulls Color Splash

Description: Homicide Hunter

Description: Geometric Joe Kenda "My My My"

Description: In the city of Baltimore, there are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes you need more than a badge to tell them apart. This highly realistic and totally unvarnished drama series chronicles the vagaries of crime, law enforcement, politics, education and media in Baltimore as it follows a team of cops and the criminals they are after.

Description: My my my...

Description: The one, the only Lieutenant Joe Kenda

Description: Simple typographic design featuring the phrase Certified Houseplant Homicide in uppercase. The clean, modern lettering makes the joke hit hard. Ideal for succulent lovers and indoor gardeners who joke about their plant killing streak, a fun conversation starter for fellow houseplant enthusiasts.

Description: Watching Lt. Kenda is a pleasure and a privilege. I just wanted to have one shirt for myself.

Description: Henry Homicide Hank Armstrong 3-division champion classic boxing legend shirt.

Description: rubbery homicide

Description: Los Angeles homicide detective, Lieutenant Columbo, uses his humble ways and ingenuous demeanor to root out even the most well-concealed crimes.

Description: Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer who kidnapped, raped, and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier.

Description: Sound advice from veteran law enforcement

Description: The best murder police there are

Description: Sound advice from veteran law enforcement

Description: Bold forest green lettering with a small “Certified” label above big “Houseplant Homicide” text, styled like an official certification stamp. A sarcastic nod to every black thumb who has lost a fern, succulent, or fiddle leaf fig. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor.

Description: A simple, punchy slogan in heavy white sans-serif letters with no extra graphics. It speaks to plant parents who have lost one too many succulents and can joke about it. Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and a windowsill full of survivors will love it. Ideal for birthdays and housewarmings.

Description: "When you have two adversaries, it is always a double homicide." -Comfortable Doug

Description: A tribute to "Psycho" (1960 film) by Alfred Hitchcock

Description: Corny

Description: Shut up, c**t.

Description: Joe Kenda Homicide Hunter Retro Lightning

Description: Aileen Wuornos

Description: Variation on “Not my circus, not my monkeys”, and it means that something isn’t your problem. Some people even use this phrase as a personal mantra to remind themselves not to get involved in things that don’t affect them.

Description: Multiple counts of homicide, assault with intent to dismember, and aggravated torture headline this Miles County wanted poster for Art the Clown.

Description: True crime all the time, Homicide hunter, wives with knives. I'm feeling a little Diabolical without my ID channel.

Description: Variation on “Not my circus, not my monkeys”, and it means that something isn’t your problem. Some people even use this phrase as a personal mantra to remind themselves not to get involved in things that don’t affect them.

Description: Show your interest in true crime with this bold Aileen Wuornos design. Featuring the iconic quote Mama Raised A Soldier Not A Bitch, this graphic is perfect for fans of crime documentaries and dark, edgy pop culture art.

Description: especially heinous

Description: Edward Nashton hijacked Gotham's utilities and left riddles at every crime scene, daring anyone to catch him. Ten thousand dollars, armed with wit and worse.

Description: A dark humor quote for anyone who loves true crime, detective stories, and solving cold cases.

Description: We miss you, Lenny!

Description: Celebrate the complex legacy of Aileen Wuornos with this bold design. Perfect for true crime enthusiasts and fans of gritty, illustrative portrait art, this piece captures a defiant spirit in a unique, hand-drawn comic style.