Humor Quote Magnets

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

Some good advice this turned out to be.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

Letterkenny coach

Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs T-Shirt. funny drugs Shirt for drugs, war on drugs fighters and dank weed fans everywhere. Original Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs Shirt Design featuring funny drug artwork.

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Save the drama for your Brahma

Funny headache quote.

A darker twist on this annoying phrase

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

I'm sure everything will work out!

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Jasmine Masters catchphrase

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Some holy smack talk for you all...

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

WTF

She is his lobster too!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

To the death! No, to the pain.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Don't let people happen when you wear this design by Tommy Devoid.

Wise words (somewhat) passed down from father to son. Take yourself back to a simpler time brought to you by a true comedy legend!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

A worthy medal for you