I Hate Today Magnets

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Went outside today. It was cold and there were people. ZERO STARS DO NOT RECOMMEND. Funny shirts for introverts!

Enough said.

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Behold, the battle cry of the perpetually unimpressed, the anthem of the eternally disgruntled, the one-liner that perfectly encapsulates the spirit of dark humor: "I Hate Whatever Today Is." Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey through the twisted corridors of cynicism where sarcasm reigns supreme and optimism goes to die. Let's face it – some days, they just suck. Whether it's Monday, Tuesday, or any other day that ends in "y," there's always something to loathe about the present moment. But fear not, because this design isn't just a lamentation; it's a battle cry for the downtrodden, the disillusioned, and anyone who's ever wanted to punch the calendar in the face.

Behold, the battle cry of the perpetually unimpressed, the anthem of the eternally disgruntled, the one-liner that perfectly encapsulates the spirit of dark humor: "I Hate Whatever Today Is." Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey through the twisted corridors of cynicism where sarcasm reigns supreme and optimism goes to die. Let's face it – some days, they just suck. Whether it's Monday, Tuesday, or any other day that ends in "y," there's always something to loathe about the present moment. But fear not, because this design isn't just a lamentation; it's a battle cry for the downtrodden, the disillusioned, and anyone who's ever wanted to punch the calendar in the face.

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta

An adorable lazy sloth tee with the hilarious quote ‘Not To Brag But I Totally Got Out Of Bed Today‘. This is the perfect gift for lazy people who are grumpy in the morning, who hate mornings or sloth and animal lovers with a touch of sarcasm and humor. A Gift for her or him, for your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Grandma, Grandpa, Fun Uncle, Aunt, Best Friend, Coworker or Neighbor for any occasion such as their Birthday, Christmas, or any day. This will be your/their new favorite! (cartoon sloth, present, sleepy, sloth enthusiasts, happy, illustration, fun)

A timeless feeling

Lazy Cats

I Hate Everyone

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I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today (or tomorrow or the next day or the day after or ever). Simple text design for those that aren't a people person. Simple text T-shirt

I NOPE NY

✨ Sometimes, We Need a Little Escape From Adulthood. Let This Cute Kitty’s Quote, ‘Nope, Not Today,’ Inspire Your Playful Side. Also, Available In Pink, Green, Black & White colors.✨

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta

This funny cute t-shirt is the perfect gift for who loves koalas. To a lazy friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Featuring the phrase Unkoalified To Live Today. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta

✨ Sometimes, We Need a Little Escape From Adulthood. Let This Cute Kitty’s Quote, ‘Nope, Not Today,’ Inspire Your Playful Side. Also, Available In Pink, Blue, Green colors.✨

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

This Lazy cat design features a cute sleeping / lazy cartoon cat in a humorous drawing / illustration. Surprise your father, mother, aunt or uncle, grandma or grandpa as well as your children, both for boys or girls with this great birthday gift idea! It also makes an ideal present for Cat owners, men or women or kids who love cats or are lazy bums sometimes!

Be fresh and passive aggresh

"Nah" slogan

"Nah" slogan

If you or someone you know is experiencing the ill effects of chemo or suffers from IBS, this is the t-shirt for you! A friend had an "I pooped today" shirt because he suffers from constipation, so I thought "hey, where's the shirt that goes with my problem?" I thought I should just design it and here it is!

i hope you like it

An adorable lazy sloth tee with the hilarious quote ‘Not To Brag But I Totally Got Out Of Bed Today‘. This is the perfect gift for lazy people who are grumpy in the morning, who hate mornings or sloth and animal lovers with a touch of sarcasm and humor. A Gift for her or him, for your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Grandma, Grandpa, Fun Uncle, Aunt, Best Friend, Coworker or Neighbor for any occasion such as their Birthday, Christmas, or any day. This will be your/their new favorite! (cartoon sloth, present, sleepy, sloth enthusiasts, happy, illustration, fun)

My Brain Says Yes… My Body Says Nope. This funny lazy t-shirt features a tired cat. Perfect gift for a lazy friend who loves cats.

procrastinate? lazy day? you name it

Not Today Cancer Shirt - Cancer Shirt - Cancer Survivor Shirt - Chemo Shirt - Never Give UP - Cancer Awareness

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Bleh

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Adorable tired sloth with legs and the phrase “when your brain didn’t know your body went to work”.

"NOPE" slogan