Mileage Magnets
It's Not the Years, Honey It's the Mileage Magnet
by DarkLordPug
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A fierce trucking humor design featuring a black semi truck roaring through flames with chrome details, glowing lights, winged accents, chains, and a skull mounted on the grille. The bold Warning Low Tolerance High Mileage lettering gives the artwork a gritty road-warrior attitude. Red flames, metallic textures, distressed typography, and high-contrast black and cream colors create a loud long-haul visual packed with diesel energy and sarcastic highway personality.
Low Tolerance High Mileage Trucker Humor Magnet
by Victor Shadehorn
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Indiana shirt Jones pride — "It's not the years honey it's the mileage". cult-classic screen-print harrison ford design for Indiana fans and Jones collectors — temple of doom, harrison ford, archaeologist, adventure, indy, crystal skull. Perfect Indiana graphic tee Jones gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Jones buffs fabric — Indiana spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1981.
It's not the years honey it's the mileage Harrison Ford Since 1981 Magnet
by Andi Gunner
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Indiana Jones distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Indiana Jones fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of temple of doom, indiana jones, archaeologist, harrison ford, adventure. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
It's Not the Years Honey It's the Mileage Adventure Movie Art Magnet
by Cultural Heritage
$3.75 $4.75
Description: The destination was 124 miles away. Somehow, we drove 1,247. Welcome to field research, where every suspicious side road deserves investigation, every scenic overlook requires a stop, and “I wonder what’s down there?” is rarely good for the fuel economy. PLANNED MILES: 124 ACTUAL MILES: 1,247 DETOURS TAKEN: 23 UNNECESSARY STOPS: 47 REGRET: NONE Rendered like a battered vintage travel log, this design celebrates back roads, unnecessary detours, analog photography and the peculiar habit of turning a straightforward drive into an expedition. Worth every ridiculous mile. For road-trippers, photographers, explorers, field researchers, map lovers and anyone constitutionally incapable of simply driving past something interesting.
Curiosity Has Terrible Mileage — Road Trip Field Report Magnet
by TheZenKozak
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A retro automotive design featuring a distressed mechanical odometer reading 00065 beneath bold “Odometer” lettering. Muted orange, yellow, blue, and cream number panels create a distinctly vintage dashboard aesthetic, enhanced by scratches and weathered textures. Inspired by classic automobile instrumentation and old mechanical mileage counters, this artwork blends automotive nostalgia, retro typography, analog machinery, and grunge styling into a simple composition for fans of classic cars and vintage motoring culture.
Vintage Odometer 00065 Retro Mileage Counter Magnet
by BioGraphic
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A retro automotive design featuring a distressed mechanical odometer reading 00065 beneath bold “Odometer” lettering. Muted orange, yellow, blue, and cream number panels create a distinctly vintage dashboard aesthetic, enhanced by scratches and weathered textures. Inspired by classic automobile instrumentation and old mechanical mileage counters, this artwork blends automotive nostalgia, retro typography, analog machinery, and grunge styling into a simple composition for fans of classic cars and vintage motoring culture.
Vintage Odometer 00065 Retro Mileage Counter Magnet
by Abella Brown
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A too‑cool dog in shades, a flame‑licked hot rod, and fuel economy that absolutely does not exist — Fast & Thirsty is built for anyone who loves speed, noise, and a little unapologetic chaos. Featuring the punchline “MPG? Never Heard of Her,” this design blends retro hot‑rod attitude with character‑driven humor for a look that feels bold, mischievous, and proudly inefficient.
Fast & Thirsty – MPG? Never Heard of Her Magnet
by gregspradlin
$3.75 $4.75
Description: For Sale Vintage Husband Classic Model High Mileage Bodywork In Need Of T.L.C. Only 2 Previous Lady Owners Still A Good Runner? Piston Needs Special Attention Exhaust Problems. Funny marriage humor for wives and spouses. Perfect husband joke and relationship humor gift.
For Sale Vintage Husband Funny Marriage Humor Wives Spouse Gift Magnet
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A dark brown, metallic-looking design featuring three lines of text on the left and a stylized silhouette of a motorcycle on the right. The text reads: "I GET 70 MILES PER GALLON ON THIS HOG.". The motorcycle is outlined with a bright white glow, highlighting its form.
I GET 70 MILES PER GALLON ON THIS HOG. Motorcycle Magnet
by CanvasWizardStudio
$3.75 $4.75
Just Well Maintained Vintage Toad Repair Humor Magnet
by Severe Came
$3.75 $4.75
S52 Thru-Hiking Thru Hiking Hike Hiker Zero Days Nearo Puds (33) Magnet
by Good Vibes
$3.75 $4.75
