Monty Python Black Knight Magnets

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.

Guardians Cross

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Tis but a scratch

TIS BUT A SCRATCH !

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

Tis But a Scratch

When a powerful evil being owns it all. This makes him unstoppable

black knight

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

I hope you like it!!!

King Arthur Hip Hop

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (incredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

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"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The Knights who say Ni!

Perfect gift for all fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

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Tis But A Scratch

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

The Black Knight getting defeated

The "Tis But a Scratch", inspired by the legendary scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, is a witty homage to comedy and tenacity. This shirt promotes the concept of accepting problems with a humorous attitude, with a clever saying and potentially a playful visual of a knight bearing a small wounded. It's ideal for individuals who value the power of humor in the face of tragedy or just like revisiting famous comedy moments. With its wry appeal, this T-shirt is more than simply a garment; it's a wearable reminder that a good attitude can convert even the most insignificant failures into entertaining tales.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie as a tarot card.

I'm feeling better. You're gonna drop stone dead any minute.

funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans