Moral Philosophy Magnets

Description: And this is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors!

Description: Throw down with ethical philosophy

Description: A profound quote dealing with integrity and moral compass: "Someone is watching. Even if no one else is, I am watching myself. Doing the right things, even when it's annoying, makes me feel like good things will happen to me. I call that karma, or sometimes just good luck." Brilliant for philosophical and self-reflective clothing styles.

Description: I Maintain a Certain Moral Flexibility design

Description: I Maintain a Certain Moral Flexibility design

Description: Express your commitment to ethical living with this powerful and thought-provoking vegan statement design. Perfect for activists and animal lovers, it highlights the moral choice of choosing compassion over convenience. This bold typography piece is a great conversation starter for anyone passionate about animal rights and a plant-based lifestyle.

Description: Immanuel Kant portrait and quote: Two things fill the mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe, the more often and the more intensely the mind of thought is drawn to them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Description: A bold typographic design featuring one of Immanuel Kant’s most uncompromising statements on honesty and moral integrity. This striking design is available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, stickers, phone cases, and more — so you can carry a little Enlightenment wisdom into every part of your day. Perfect for philosophy lovers, critical thinkers, academics, and anyone who refuses to soften the truth for the comfort of others. Whether you’re a student of ethics, a fan of Enlightenment thought, or just someone with a spine, this design makes a powerful statement. Also makes a great gift for the philosopher, professor, or brutally honest friend in your life.

Description: A cheerful moral-score punch card for cosmic improvement, awkward kindness, and getting better one tiny decision at a time.

Description: William Hazlitt quote: Every man, in his own opinion, forms an exception to the ordinary rules of morality.

Description: From Walter Crane's 1908 "The Baby's Own Aesop" - the Crow and the Pitcher. A good reminder to use your wits!

Description: Definition of kangaroo court : a mock court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted : a court characterized by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures

Description: Seven gauges measure intensity, duration, certainty, propinquity, fecundity, purity and extent around a dial of pleasure and pain. Can the rightness of an action be measured in units of happiness? The right act is the one that produces the greatest happiness for the greatest number. Bentham even proposed seven dimensions for weighing every pleasure and pain. Source: Jeremy Bentham, Principles of Morals and Legislation, 1789, J. S. Mill, 1861.

Description: The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Description: David Hume portrait and quote: Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions

Description: One maxim, universalised, rings the whole globe in copies of itself until it cancels out under a bold red cross. What if everyone did what you are about to do? Test your maxim by imagining it as a law for all. A lying promise, universalised, destroys the very trust it relies on. Morality is what reason can will without contradiction. Source: Immanuel Kant, Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals, 1785.

Description: A runaway tram races toward a switch between five lives and one, above the three classic variants: the switch, the footbridge and the loop. Would you pull the lever to save five lives at the cost of one? A runaway trolley speeds toward five people. Diverting it kills one instead. Change the details and our intuitions shift, revealing what we truly value. Source: Philippa Foot, 1967, Judith Jarvis Thomson, 1976 & 1985.

Description: Trolley problem is the legendary thought experiment that makes your brain twist and turn endlessly. Want a never-ending conversation? Enter, trolley problem!

Description: "Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all"

Description: Trolley problem is the legendary thought experiment that makes your brain twist and turn endlessly. Want a never-ending conversation? Enter, trolley problem!

Description: Trolley problem is the legendary thought experiment that makes your brain twist and turn endlessly. Want a never-ending conversation? Enter, trolley problem!

Description: Peace Love Ethics. A cute ethics major gift for a professor or student in moral philosophy. Remind people to do right and not wrong with this cool ethical design. Be an upstanding ethical citizen who respects morality.

Description: “Lex Injusta Non Est Lex” — An unjust law is no law at all. This classic Latin phrase—traced to Saint Augustine and later echoed by Martin Luther King Jr. in his Letter from Birmingham Jail—is a timeless reminder that legality does not equal morality. Just because something is written into law doesn’t mean it’s just. This design features distressed Roman-style typography above a subtly off-balance scale of justice—because justice, like democracy, doesn’t balance itself. Minimalist and clean, but unapologetically bold. Wear it to protests, the courtroom, your classroom, or anywhere power needs reminding: blind obedience isn’t a virtue. Available as a shirt or sticker. Made in collaboration with our friends at chaossection.com.

Description: Trolley problem is the legendary thought experiment that makes your brain twist and turn endlessly. Want a never-ending conversation? Enter, trolley problem!

Description: the question that no-one should ask - but everyone does