Not Sure Magnets
Description: Denis Diderot: As for our celebrated lawgivers, who have cast us in our present awkward mold, you may be sure that they have acted to serve their interests and not ours. Witness all our political, civil, and religious institutions — examine them thoroughly: unless I am very much mistaken, you will see how, through the ages, the human race has been broken to the halter that a handful of rascals were itching to impose. Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
Description: Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the universe. Magnet
by Among the Leaves Apparel
$4.75
Description: My Patience Is Like A Gift Card, Not Sure How Much Is Left But Let's Give It A Try
My Patience Is Like A Gift Card, Not Sure How Much Is Left But Let's Give It A Try Magnet
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$4.75
Description: A black background features white text in all caps stating "COULD BE FRIDAY, COULD BE WEDSHBAY, COULD BE YESTERBAY, I'M NOT SURE". Below this, a white electrocardiogram line runs horizontally, transitioning into a pink stethoscope with a pink and white earpiece. The bottom of the image displays the pink hashtag "#NIGHTSHIFTLIFE" in bold, all caps.
Description: A black background features golden-yellow text arranged in several lines. At the top, 'BONUS-DAD' is prominently displayed. Below this, 'YOU MAY NOT HAVE' is followed by 'GIVEN ME LIFE' within a banner. Further down, 'BUT YOU SURE HAVE MADE' leads to 'MY LIFE BETTER', and then 'THANKS FOR' within another banner. The bottom line reads 'PUTTING UP WITH MY MOM'. A mustache graphic is centered at the very bottom. Two interlocking hearts are at the top center.
Description: Claim your rightful share of your kids' snacks with this hilarious fatherhood graphic. A giant chocolate chip cookie with a large bite taken out of it sits creatively between the clever justification "Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison." Perfect for hungry dads, sarcastic fathers, grandpas, foodies, and snack lovers. A fantastic gift for Father's Day, new dad baby showers, family movie nights, or weekend snacking.
Description: Show off your protective dad instincts and love for snacks with this funny retro design! A cool raccoon wearing sunglasses and inspects a crispy french fry with the caption "Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison." Perfect for fathers, dad joke enthusiasts, snack lovers, and proud parents. Great for Father's Day celebrations, family barbecues, or casual weekend hangouts.
Description: Make sure your dad's sense of humor is on point this Father's Day with Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison Skeleton. With a fun and unique design, this shirt is sure to be a hit with any dad who appreciates a good joke. Perfect for casual wear or lounging around the house, this shirt is a great addition to any dad's wardrobe.
Description: A black background features the bold white text "BONUS-DAD" with a red underline. Below, white text reads "YOU MAY NOT HAVE ME LIFE BUT YOU SURE HAVE MADE MY LIFE BETTER,". Centered are three red hearts of varying sizes. The bottom text reads "THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY MOM".
