Please Excuse Me Turtle Magnets
Description: An official biological-pacing directive and personal velocity-cap declaration, formally documenting the organic asset's absolute rejection of high-speed human scheduling in favor of a synchronized, ultra-slow temporal matrix matching that of shell-bearing, non-accelerating reptiles.
Description: Hawaiian Sea Turtle swimming within the words and blessing of Hooponpono. A powerful painting to clear, cleanse and create a space where the mind is reset to Zero. Place a picture, item, or wear to carry the energy that this holds. Healing energy that creates miracles and raises the vibration to connect with the higher consciousness.
Description: The Box by Roddy Ricch, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 117 BPM in A# minor. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 360 days on the global chart, 6 of them at number one. Its lines trace the run in 65 countries. Certified RIAA Diamond, BPI 2× Platinum and Music Canada Diamond, in 15 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.
Description: A cartoon turtle is depicted running with sweat dripping from its brow and a red bandana. The text at the top reads "I AM A SLOW RUNNER DEAR GOD", and the text at the bottom reads "PLEASE LET THERE BE SOMEONE BEMEONE BEHIND ME TO READ THIS". The turtle wears blue shorts with red and yellow stripes and colorful shoes.
