Ponzi Scheme Magnets

Description: Madoff Investment Securities

Description: ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Description: I Invested With Madoff

Description: invest in this shirt to level up to my heart! this is not a scam! no, really, you do get to own this shirt in the end.

Description: what more is there to say!

Description: the more of these shirts you get, the closer to the middle you get! don't you want my love?

Description: Social Security Not A Ponzi Scheme

Description: Prices keep going up as long as you can find another sucker to buy your lies.

Description: A grinning goblin CEO pitches a shady opportunity, proudly branding his operation as “Goblin Pyramid Scheme Consultants” while holding a clipboard that promises dreams in exchange for gold. Styled like a vintage corporate emblem, the design satirizes hustle culture with dark humor, retro textures, and unmistakably scammy charm.

Description: Sign Up To My Pyramid Scheme

Description: ZZZZ Best is a bankrupt company that was owned by Barry Minkow in the 1980s. Using forgery and theft, Minkow and his associates appeared to be building a multi-million dollar corporation. ZZZZ Best’s initial public offering (IPO) was in December 1986, and the firm reached a market capitalization of over $200 million before collapsing.

Description: ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Description: The ring leader, circus conductor, and Admiral of the Avengers. A no-holds-barred investigative journalist, he keeps digging long after others would have stopped. Danny infiltrates Zoom meetings, disrupts scam operations, and puts his own face on the line to expose what is really going on. Fearless, relentless, and impossible to silence, he leads the charge in the name of citizen journalism.

Description: House of Cards illustration 1 of 3

Description: Capitalism Is A Ponzi Scheme

Description: Small, scruffy, and suspicious of absolutely everything, Pixel is the team’s four-legged fraud detector. Known as The Pixelator, he works tirelessly behind the scenes, sniffing out scammers, tracking dodgy trails, and raising the alarm when something doesn’t smell right. With his sharp instincts, loyal heart, and no-nonsense attitude, Pixel proves you don’t need to be big to be powerful. Whether he’s guarding the evidence, watching the team’s back, or giving scammers the side-eye they deserve, Pixel is always on duty. Tiny paws. Big mission. No scam gets past The Pixelator.

Description: A bold statement piece featuring the iconic GOLIATH VENTURES logo stamped with a flat red “BUSTED” mark. Designed for those who stand against fraud and support exposing financial deception.

Description: Bernie Madoff, the King of Corporate Corruption is infamous for his massive ponzi scheme that destroyed millions of dollars worth of investors' fortunes. Relive the fun with this Tshirt that faithfully reproduces Bernie's corporate logo. Professional silkscreen on high-quality cotton t-shirt.

Description: Wake up America! They call Social Security a Ponzi scheme so they can privatize it using a real Ponzi scheme: their own cryptocurrency that will profit them.