Profanity Magnets

Finnish profanity is most know for Perkele and Helvetti. Both of the Finnish swear words have old pagan roots of Scandinavian Nordic paganism closely associated with Norse, Viking and Germanic mythology. Helvetti translates to Hell and Perkele to Devil.

A placeholder for whatever curse word you can't say.

We all know that person who drops F-bombs everywhere.

Do you know someone who cusses like a sailor? Let them know how much you appreciate their skills with this unique T-shirt design.

to deal with this nonsense

Profanity is the weapon of the witless shirt. Add this unique design to your wardrobe or buy it as a gift. Click On Our Brand Name for more colors and product selections!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I’m Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speakerphone” design on apparel and gifts.

warn that you're fluent in profanity

So close

Perfect for those who excel in profanity!

Scream Profanity

For that special one in your life!

If you're like me, the first time you saw the Big Lebowski was probably on cable and probably had some horrible dub like this in place of his classic line - "You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Good Moms Say Bad Words

Be original!

Watch Your Fucking Language

Funny chicken pun and play on words to describe someone using profanity or foul language.

I speak four languages, English, Profanity, sarcasm and some real shit

Good Moms Say Bad Words

I speak four languages, English, Profanity, sarcasm and some real shit

I speak four languages, English, Profanity, sarcasm and some real shit

This design features a bold statement with a profane phrase printed on the back. It is a great way to express yourself and make a statement without saying a word.

Express your unique linguistic skills and musical humor with this witty t-shirt featuring the amusing slogan, 'I speak 4 languages - English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Banjo.' Embrace your multitalented side with this design, available as a tee shirt and hoodie.

I speak four languages, English, Profanity, sarcasm and some real shit

I speak four languages, English, Profanity, sarcasm and some real shit

Just my attempt at being funny. How did i do ? ...that well, huh.

“That’s my trick, I’m her pimp, she’s my bitch”

Profanity is the weapon of the witless shirt. Add this unique design to your wardrobe or buy it as a gift. Click On Our Brand Name for more colors and product selections!

u mad bro?

I Can Do All Things Through Sarcasm and Profanity is the perfect gift for all the sarcastic f-bomb dropping moms and dads that want to make people laugh

I am Fluent in English, Sarcasm, & profanity!

A humorous yellow and black human warning label that resembles a construction caution sign stating NO VERBAL FILTERS PROCEED WITH CAUTION. For the man or woman in your life that use profanity frequently.

Profanity is the weapon of the witless shirt. Wear these personal motto shirts with your pair of jeans, skirt or coat.

A cute set of random characters that symbolize swearing.

In order to keep to finer details of this item intact, we retained a small portion of light colored outline on the design and therefore we do not recommend purchasing dark colored apparel. White, beige, and light grey work nicely with this design. *August/2019 update* Take action for the OPT wolf family (#ProfanityPeakPack2). Please send Washington's Governor Inslee an urgent email. More information can be found here: https://intheshadowofthewolf.com/2019/08/05/take-action-for-washingtons-wolves/ If you are organizing or attending a rally for Washington's wolves we are delighted to offer our t-shirts at cost. Please send us an email for details here: [email protected]

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.