Ralph Report Magnets

The Garmy Needs You!

The GARMY Now!

Ralph Garman action movie 'Benson and Hedges'

Winning design of the merch madness competition on 'The Ralph Report'.

THE RALPH REPORT is a new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day!

The sports bar never looked so good.

The one, the only, Queen J

Commemorating the first post pandemic show!

The Brotherhood of Shezmu art inspired by Ralph Garman's The Ralph Report. With Rear-Admiral Eddie Pence formerly (vice-host). Shezmu was the ancient Egyptian god of Wine and Slaughter.

Indiana Jones wishes he was Ralph Garman, Tune in for the news every day! THE RALPH REPORT is a new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day! Newsmakers, heartbreakers, showbiz fakers ... we'll talk about all of them here, together, on THE RALPH REPORT. I'll also be doing special "in the field" reports, sitting down with some of my friends for interviews, doing some TV and movie reviews, AND even making some fun video reports.

We can predict how great your day is going to be just by wearing this shirt.

Santa Ralph 2021

The Ralph Report - Sheriff of Ghost Town

The Ralph Report - Lillith vs Shezmu

The Ralph Report - One Hit Wonders

Eddie Penny

The Crew

The Ralph Report - PRIDE

The Ralph Report

Eddiots unite!

Kar-force design concept by Todd Allen, Artwork by me.

Kar-force members unite!