Retro Jesus Magnets
Description: Bring the divine sarcasm with this hilarious “You Are All Disappointments” design! Featuring a vintage-style cartoon of a very unimpressed Jesus emerging from the clouds with open arms and holy judgment, this parody artwork is perfect for anyone who appreciates irreverent humor and classic meme energy. Great as a gift for that friend with a god-tier sense of humor or to wear when you’re feeling holy and petty at the same time. Works perfectly on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more—bless your wardrobe with some righteous laughs!
You Are All Disappointments – Funny Retro Jesus Meme Design Magnet
by Smile Ink
$3.75 $4.75
Description: With a Dirty Shirley right there in front of her what's a girl to do? Fan art of Princess Donut's first night in the Desperado club from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.
Dungeon Crawler Carl - Donut and the Dirty Shirley Magnet
by Freren Kaio
$3.75 $4.75
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless Love You 5 Magnet
by PennyRourke
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Funny Christian Quotes Tshirt Jesus Disappointments All Of You Dad Jokes M1445 T-Shirt.
Funny Christian Quotes Tshirt Jesus Disappointments All Of You Dad Jokes M1445 Magnet
by Going Bimboo
$3.75 $4.75
Description: With a Dirty Shirley right there in front of her what's a girl to do? Fan art of Princess Donut's first night in the Desperado club from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.
Dungeon Crawler Carl - Donut and the Dirty Shirley Magnet
by Absurdia Labs
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A vintage style historical satire featuring a conversation between George Washington and Jesus about the Constitution.
George Washington and Jesus Vintage Conversation Magnet
by Suaty
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This epic and hilarious design features a majestic, golden-robed Jesus riding a fierce T-Rex with the bold phrase "Not Today Satan." Perfect for fans of religious humor, dinosaur lovers, and meme collectors, this artwork blends faith and fantasy in an over-the-top, meme-worthy moment. Ideal for sparking laughs and conversations, it's a powerful and funny way to show off your spiritual side with prehistoric flair.
Not Today Satan – Funny Jesus Riding Dinosaur Meme Design Magnet
by Victor Shadehorn
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Blackcraft Fleischer 30s vintage Cartoon Style. Not Today Jesus! Yes today Satan! From the old Animated Series Lucifer and his friends Show! Beelzebub or Belzebuth is the dumber Baphomet's friend. The art style of early cartoons from the 1920s-1930s era is known as Rubber Hose. All hail Satan! If your geeky let the world know it with this hilarious funny graphic art! This Dark Goth art is the perfect addition for you metalhead friend to metal festivals, death metal, thrash metal, black metal concerts.
Not Today Cheesus Belzebuth or Beelzebub Baphomet friend Magnet
by Juandamurai
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A hilarious Christian humor design featuring the quote "When God Made Dawn He Grinned And Said This'll Be Fun" paired with a playful vintage-style illustration. Perfect for anyone named Dawn with a great sense of humor, church friends, Christian moms, sisters, daughters, and faith-filled families who love funny religious apparel. This unique Christian meme-inspired design combines faith, humor, and retro aesthetics into a conversation-starting graphic. Makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present, Mother's Day surprise, church event outfit, or everyday casual wear for believers who appreciate lighthearted Christian jokes. Ideal for: • Christian women named Dawn • Faith-based humor lovers • Church groups and Bible study members • Religio
When God Made Dawn He Grinned And Said This'll Be Fun Funny Christian T-Shirt, Religious Humor Gift, Faith Based Retro Jesus Tee Magnet
by Danini Anders
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian
Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian Magnet
by Saara Karvinen
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Princess Donut is a girl who gets what she wants, a lesson that even our lord and saviour should keep firmly in mind when dealing with the leader of the Princess Posse. You do not gaslight this champion of the crawl! Fan art of the Queen Anne Chonk herself from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman
Dungeon Crawler Carl - Don't gaslight me Jesus! Magnet
by Absurdia Labs
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote
Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote Magnet
by SpaceArtProject
$3.75 $4.75
Christian Jesus Retro Coming Out Of My Cave And I've Been Doing Just Fine Magnet
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A vintage grunge parody showing Jesus doing a dramatic facepalm in a layout inspired by the classic KFC bucket logo. A holy twist on meme culture, blending "The Last Supper" irony with fast-food nostalgia. Perfect for fans of edgy humor, satirical takes on pop culture, and retro designs that echo the vibe of cult parody icons like "Holy Grail" and "Good Grief!" moments.
JFC – Jesus Facepalm Parody | Vintage Grunge KFC Spoof Magnet
by With Witty
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Adorable retro-inspired Christian design featuring a cute raccoon holding a heart with playful typography and soft pastel colors. Perfect for faith-based gifts, church events, youth groups, and anyone who loves cozy aesthetic animal designs with uplifting messages.
First Of All Jesus Thinks I’m A Delight Cute Raccoon Christian Retro Magnet
by Dtiys
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious "I Like My Jesus to Party" design! Featuring a playful cartoon illustration of a tuxedo-clad Jesus and a race car driver in a vibrant Old Spice jumpsuit, this design oozes retro charm with bold 3D lettering and bright, fun colors. Perfect for fans of classic comedy, racing, or just spreading some joyful, lighthearted vibes. Great for birthdays, parties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their faith! Wear it proud and party on!
I Like My Jesus to Party - Funny Retro Cartoon Design Magnet
by Smile Ink
$3.75 $4.75
Jesus Facepalm - OMG You Guys Thats Not What I Said Retro Humorous Saying Magnet
by SoClassic
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A funny retro-inspired Christian design featuring Jesus in a facepalm pose with the phrase “I Never Said That.” Perfect for fans of faith-based humor, Christian memes, sarcastic religious jokes, and vintage-style graphics with a playful message.
I Never Said That Jesus Facepalm Funny Christian Humor Retro Faith Meme Graphic Magnet
by flint_muse
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote
Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote Magnet
by SpaceArtProject
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This Smile, Jesus Loves You tee is a simple reminder that you are seen, known, and deeply loved. Perfect for church, coffee runs, or just spreading light wherever you go. Wear your faith boldly and let your shirt do the preaching. Because sometimes the most powerful ministry is a smile.
Smile Jesus Loves You Retro Shirt – Encouragement Gospel Message Tee Magnet
by TNCC: The New Creation Clothing
$3.75 $4.75