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Retro Jesus Magnet
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Description: Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. - Hebrews 13:8

Tags: jesuschrist, religion, christ, jesus loves you, jesus lover

Retro Jesus Magnet

by earmites

$4.75

You Are All Disappointments – Funny Retro Jesus Meme Design Magnet
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Description: Bring the divine sarcasm with this hilarious “You Are All Disappointments” design! Featuring a vintage-style cartoon of a very unimpressed Jesus emerging from the clouds with open arms and holy judgment, this parody artwork is perfect for anyone who appreciates irreverent humor and classic meme energy. Great as a gift for that friend with a god-tier sense of humor or to wear when you’re feeling holy and petty at the same time. Works perfectly on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more—bless your wardrobe with some righteous laughs!

Tags: bible, catholic, christian, christianity, faith
Retro Jesus freak Magnet
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Description: Retro style Jesus freak design

Tags: 70s, 80s, bible, christian, christianity

Retro Jesus freak Magnet

by Designs by Alondra

$4.75

Retro Hippie Style Jesus Saves Magnet
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Description: Jesus saves" is a core tenet of Christianity, meaning that through faith in Jesus Christ, individuals receive salvation, which includes forgiveness of sins and the promise of eternal life.

Tags: christian, christianity, colorful, faith, hippie

Retro Hippie Style Jesus Saves Magnet

by Designs by Alondra

$4.75

Jesus Christ: World's First Zombie Magnet
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Description: Original zombie

Tags: religion, bible, christian, jesus, christianity
If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing Magnet
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Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Tags: anti religion, atheism, free thinker, funny quote, funny saying
Jesus Meme Bumper Sticker Magnet
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Description: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! The perfect sticker to cover all the dents on your car (the ones that definitely aren't your fault) Perfect for drivers like me who have a good sense of humor but need a lot of help.

Tags: bad driver, bumper, car, cursed, funny

Jesus Meme Bumper Sticker Magnet

by Snazzy Seagull

$4.75

He Got Game Ray Allen Magnet

Description: He Got Game - Jesus Shuttlesworth

Tags: allen, basketball, boston celtics, classic, denzel
Jesus Retrowave Magnet
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Description: Jesus Christ

Tags: christianity, retro, pop, synthwave, neon

Jesus Retrowave Magnet

by Super Arigato

$4.75

Dungeon Crawler Carl - Donut and the Dirty Shirley Magnet
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Description: With a Dirty Shirley right there in front of her what's a girl to do? Fan art of Princess Donut's first night in the Desperado club from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

Tags: carl, cat, crawler, dnd, dungeon
Jesus son of god T-shirt Magnet
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Description: Simple Elegant Unique

Tags: traditional tattoo, jesussaves, jesuschrist, religion, religious
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless Love You 5 Magnet

Description: gift band

Tags: 80s, 90s, indiepop, indierock, jesus and mary chain
Vintage Retro Way Maker Christian Magnet

Description: Vintage Retro Way Maker Christian T-shirt

Tags: bible, bible verse, christ, christian, christian apparel
MAGA Hypocrisy Magnet

Description: This design features a vintage-style illustration of a little girl and her puppy. She's exposing just a few ways that the current Republican party is hypocritical.

Tags: anti maga, anti trump, class war, jesus was woke, liberal politics

MAGA Hypocrisy Magnet

by Slightly Unhinged

$4.75

Funny Christian Quotes Tshirt Jesus Disappointments All Of You Dad Jokes M1445 Magnet
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Description: Funny Christian Quotes Tshirt Jesus Disappointments All Of You Dad Jokes M1445 T-Shirt.

Tags: adult, christian, dad jokes, fathers day, god
Vintage art // Dale Earnhardt Like Jesus Magnet
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Description: Dale Earnhardt Like Jesus

Tags: classic, dale, dale earnhardt, funny, jesus
Dungeon Crawler Carl - Donut and the Dirty Shirley Magnet
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Description: With a Dirty Shirley right there in front of her what's a girl to do? Fan art of Princess Donut's first night in the Desperado club from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

Tags: carl, cat, crawler, dnd, dungeon
Psycho Candy Magnet

Description: Just like honey...

Tags: 80s, dreampop, indierock, just like honey, post punk

Psycho Candy Magnet

by The Pop Fan Shop!

$4.75

George Washington and Jesus Vintage Conversation Magnet

Description: A vintage style historical satire featuring a conversation between George Washington and Jesus about the Constitution.

Tags: christianity, classical, constitution, conversation, founding fathers
Not Today Satan – Funny Jesus Riding Dinosaur Meme Design Magnet
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Description: This epic and hilarious design features a majestic, golden-robed Jesus riding a fierce T-Rex with the bold phrase "Not Today Satan." Perfect for fans of religious humor, dinosaur lovers, and meme collectors, this artwork blends faith and fantasy in an over-the-top, meme-worthy moment. Ideal for sparking laughs and conversations, it's a powerful and funny way to show off your spiritual side with prehistoric flair.

Tags: anti satan funny art, christian meme art, dinosaur battle design, divine vs evil parody, epic jesus design
Not Today Cheesus Belzebuth or Beelzebub Baphomet friend Magnet
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Description: Blackcraft Fleischer 30s vintage Cartoon Style. Not Today Jesus! Yes today Satan! From the old Animated Series Lucifer and his friends Show! Beelzebub or Belzebuth is the dumber Baphomet's friend. The art style of early cartoons from the 1920s-1930s era is known as Rubber Hose. All hail Satan! If your geeky let the world know it with this hilarious funny graphic art! This Dark Goth art is the perfect addition for you metalhead friend to metal festivals, death metal, thrash metal, black metal concerts.

Tags: cartoony, animated series, vintage retro, devil, lucifer morningstar
BLACK JESUS GOOD TIMES Magnet
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Description: BLACK JESUS GOOD TIMES

Tags: christian, good times, jesus, jesus christ, jj evans

BLACK JESUS GOOD TIMES Magnet

by USA.DEMOCRACY

$4.75

When God Made Dawn He Grinned And Said This'll Be Fun Funny Christian T-Shirt, Religious Humor Gift, Faith Based Retro Jesus Tee Magnet
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Description: A hilarious Christian humor design featuring the quote "When God Made Dawn He Grinned And Said This'll Be Fun" paired with a playful vintage-style illustration. Perfect for anyone named Dawn with a great sense of humor, church friends, Christian moms, sisters, daughters, and faith-filled families who love funny religious apparel. This unique Christian meme-inspired design combines faith, humor, and retro aesthetics into a conversation-starting graphic. Makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present, Mother's Day surprise, church event outfit, or everyday casual wear for believers who appreciate lighthearted Christian jokes. Ideal for: • Christian women named Dawn • Faith-based humor lovers • Church groups and Bible study members • Religio

Tags: christian, christian humor, christian meme, christianity, i saw that
First of All Jesus Thinks I'm A Delight Magnet

Description: Bring a smile to Sunday service or your next youth group meeting with this retro vintage sunset design. Featuring a humorous and confident faith-based message, this makes a perfect, wholesome gift for pastors, believers, and anyone with a sassy sense of humor.

Tags: christian humor, church meme, first of all, first of all im a delight, funny
Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian Magnet
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Description: Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian

Tags: aesthetic church, bible quote, christian humor, christian mom, christian women
Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian Magnet
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Description: Retro First Of All I'm A Delight Funny Christian Jesus Thinks Humor Faith Sarcastic Christian

Tags: aesthetic church, bible quote, christian humor, christian mom, christian women
Dungeon Crawler Carl - Don't gaslight me Jesus! Magnet

Description: Princess Donut is a girl who gets what she wants, a lesson that even our lord and saviour should keep firmly in mind when dealing with the leader of the Princess Posse. You do not gaslight this champion of the crawl! Fan art of the Queen Anne Chonk herself from the amazing Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman

Tags: carl, cat, crawler, dnd, donut
Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote Magnet
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Description: Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christianity, faith
Christian Jesus Retro Coming Out Of My Cave And I've Been Doing Just Fine Magnet

Description: Christian Jesus Retro Coming Out Of My Cave And I've Been Doing Just Fine

Tags: christian, coming out of my cave, ive been doing just fine, jesus
JFC – Jesus Facepalm Parody | Vintage Grunge KFC Spoof Magnet

Description: A vintage grunge parody showing Jesus doing a dramatic facepalm in a layout inspired by the classic KFC bucket logo. A holy twist on meme culture, blending "The Last Supper" irony with fast-food nostalgia. Perfect for fans of edgy humor, satirical takes on pop culture, and retro designs that echo the vibe of cult parody icons like "Holy Grail" and "Good Grief!" moments.

Tags: comedy graphic, edgy joke, facepalm meme, fried chicken, funny christian meme
If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing Magnet
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Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Tags: anti religion, atheism, free thinker, funny quote, funny saying
First Of All Jesus Thinks I’m A Delight Cute Raccoon Christian Retro Magnet
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Description: Adorable retro-inspired Christian design featuring a cute raccoon holding a heart with playful typography and soft pastel colors. Perfect for faith-based gifts, church events, youth groups, and anyone who loves cozy aesthetic animal designs with uplifting messages.

Tags: christianshirt, cuteraccoon, faithbased, jesuslovesyou, retroaesthetic
I Like My Jesus to Party - Funny Retro Cartoon Design Magnet

Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious "I Like My Jesus to Party" design! Featuring a playful cartoon illustration of a tuxedo-clad Jesus and a race car driver in a vibrant Old Spice jumpsuit, this design oozes retro charm with bold 3D lettering and bright, fun colors. Perfect for fans of classic comedy, racing, or just spreading some joyful, lighthearted vibes. Great for birthdays, parties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their faith! Wear it proud and party on!

Tags: bible, christian, funny quote, god, jesus
Jesus Facepalm - OMG You Guys Thats Not What I Said Retro Humorous Saying Magnet
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Description: Express your satirical spiritual side. Perfect for exvange

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christianity, exvangelical humor
I Never Said That Jesus Facepalm Funny Christian Humor Retro Faith Meme Graphic Magnet
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Description: A funny retro-inspired Christian design featuring Jesus in a facepalm pose with the phrase “I Never Said That.” Perfect for fans of faith-based humor, Christian memes, sarcastic religious jokes, and vintage-style graphics with a playful message.

Tags: christian, christian humor, faith, faith humor, funny christian
Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote Magnet
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Description: Neon Jesus Loves You, Vibrant Christian Faith, Retro Religious, Inspirational Bible Quote

Tags: bible, bible quote, christ, christian, christianity

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