Sarcasm Magnets

No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

Of Course I Talk To Myself...

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Simple white letters on black background: "Same panic different disco." Move house - welcome a new year - start a new job - it might seem good at first, but you've always brought yourself along. Same panic, different disco.

List of People I Like: 1) Dogs.

I don't know. I don't care. I don't give a f--k!

I Hate People Individually, But I Love Mankind

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Disappointment Uncapped Pen Does Not Turn Into A Sword design for happy

Sarcastic Don't Interrupt Me I'm Ignoring You T-shirt

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When you are fluent in sarcams and movie quotes. People might not understand your cynical lanaguage, let them know that you are a fan of hollywood and a great 80s movies fans. This sarcasm and attitude design is a great gift for someone with great attitude.

So Apparently I Have An Attitude

Every day is a different amount of ugh. Check out t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, and stickers for anyone that can relate.

Apparently I have an attitude design for those who know in their heart they have an attitude and a sense of humor.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Feel Like I'm Already Tired Tomorrow” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what I'm doing." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Go ahead and tell him your problems, he can play all night!

Simple white letters on black background: "THIS IS MY SECOND RODEO". I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

The Voices are Back Excellent

When you're feeling MEH, let the world know.

yeah nah

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

I'm Not Arguing

Words "Me? Sarcastic? Never."

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This funny "I only use Sarcasm Periodically" Sarcastic Design is perfect for any science nerd, periodic table geeks, chemistry professor or Science teacher. This Table of Chemical Elements Chemistry retro vintage tee is great gift for all that love science. This Periodic Table I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Meme Elements of humor Design features a retro vintage design. Makes a great Christmas, birthday or valentines day present for anyone who loves sarcastic humor Math, Science and chemistry!

Me sarcastic, never...

Better stay salty!

I think my guardian angel drinks

Underestimate me. That'll be fun

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Someday You’ll Go Far. I Hope You Stay There” design on apparel and gifts.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I'm Not Saying I Hate You But...I'd Unplug Your Life Support to Charge My Phone” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.