Slob Magnets

Classic hip hop lyricism

My favorite Madball!

I'm a slob goblin, and I don't care who knows it!

Tats, no. Beard, no. Be a land manatee slob? That’s ok.

We're all trash pandas, at one point or another.

Same Shirt Different Day.

Same Shirt Different Day.

Blob

But at least I'm self-aware!

Chicago singer-songwriter album

Goblin Mode Activated

Creatures Don't Need Eyes where the Slob Beast dwells

A lazy dog watching TV and drinking lots of beer. It's always beer time.

Go ahead and lick the mustard off your shirt you've been wearing for 2 weeks. Eat the rum ham. Take a nap with only the angelic glow of the open refrigerator cast upon your pile of half-dead self-care. You deserve it. You deserve full goblin mode.

Robin Slobbin

Can I just Be a HAPPY Slob? (outlined text)

The definition of GOBLIN MODE is unapologetically self indulgent, lazy, slovenly, rejecting social norms and expectations. It is the opposite of self improvement and self betterment. If this sounds like you, you are probably in Goblin mode.

Goblin Mode | GOBLIN MODE ON - Vintage Grunge Style | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction. Distressed style design to give it that one of a kind vintage look.

SLOBBOT

2 goblin besties holding a sign which says, Goblin Mode.

Creative people aren't always the neatest, but creativity takes some messes, right? This is the perfect design for that right-brained person who wants to flaunt their individuality (all over the place, sometimes!). Designed in beautiful Washington state, USA, by an independent (not so tidy sometimes) freelance artist and creative type.

NOPE for funny introverts, college sport avoiders and anyone who just can't.

Funny cartoon of a lazy man sleeping on his sofa with the slogan Working From Home

Goblin mode t-shirt for all the post-pandemic introvert goblins out there

Goblin Mode is the Oxford Languages, the creator of the Oxford English Dictionary, 2022 Word of the Year. "It captured the prevailing mood of individuals who rejected the idea of returning to 'normal life', or rebelled against the increasingly unattainable aesthetic standards and unsustainable lifestyles exhibited on social media," the group wrote in a press release.

The alcoholic brother in law of the Italiian Stalliion always in a crummy mood even on Thanksgiving Day! You want the bird? Get it outside and chucks the roast turkey out the window?!! WTF!

Humorous goblin apparel for goblins enthusiasts on goblin night and goblin season for sarcastic people loving sarcasm who love goblins. For introverts and slob people

Disheveled-A word shirt for smart people who say smart people things. Another random word design that works on so many level.

Goblin Mode | GOBLIN MODE ON - Retro Blue | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction.

Goblin Mode A relatively new English word that has recently gained popularity is “goblin mode.” This term refers to a state of intense focus and productivity, usually when trying to complete a project or task. In this state, the person is able to ignore distractions and make progress on the job at hand. Language learners may find themselves in goblin mode as they work to learn new words and grammar. The origin of the phrase is from a video game, where players have the option of taking on the form of a goblin – a type of small creature – that possesses enhanced abilities and focus. The term was then adopted outside of gaming culture, becoming a popular expression for being productive and focused.

Here is “Couch Potato | Procrastinator Pun" collection for you! You can choose from a wide range of products to add to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Happy Shopping!

Here is “Couch Potato | Procrastinator Pun" collection for you! You can choose from a wide range of products to add to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Happy Shopping!

Big fat blue fish. Based on 1754 natural history drawing, up-cycled in this funky bold design.

Here is “Couch Potato | Procrastinator Pun" collection for you! You can choose from a wide range of products to add to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Happy Shopping!

Goblin Mode | GOBLIN MODE Enabled | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction.

Goblin mode is on!