Stalker Magnets

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Investigate the zone in style, for a bit.

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Andrei Tarkovsky is one of the most important film directors of all time, remembered for his classics like Ivan's Childhood, Andrei Rublev, Solaris, Mirror, Stalker, Nostalgia, and Sacrifice.

NIGHTSTALKER - RICHARD RAMIREZ

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

Your girlfriend keeps looking at me! We all have experienced that awkward stare we sometimes have to contend with when we have a creepy girl stalker who's already dating trying to hook up. This can also be a cheeky tease for a guy who's insecure about his girlfriend. A great funny gift for friends and players in your circle!

From my original ink and marker illustration.

Sgt. Lonzo Wilkinson

Original design inspired by Tarkov / Stalker, great gift for any nerd and gamer.

spread hummus not hate.

Please dont enter my personal space

Andrei Tarkovsky

Some creatures have nine lives. You have just one. But that is no excuse for scaredy catness. Like this brave, free-clouding cat, stalk adventure. Walk on air or sing at the Met (outside at Lincoln Center if they won't let you in.) Train a tiger, race a camel. Run a marathon in Spain, or run an errand in torrential rain. Do something outlandish. Something different. Post it on Instagram. Whatever IT is, you don't even have to wear Nikes to do it. Just do it! Double dare you. Find the brave kitty on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff in my KetchumArt store. Gift a skittish friend this push to courage. Other art by me can be seen on my artist's web page: www.peterjketchum.com

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THE NIGHT Wanderer

Kolchak: The Night Stalker is an American television series that aired on ABC during the 1974–1975 season.

The Ukrainian military supposedly has the Zone contained in order to prevent the looting of dangerous, radioactive materials and to prevent the unauthorized entering of any individuals. They allegedly enforce this rule with a "Shoot-on-sight" declaration. In an ironic twist, because of major corruption within their ranks, they themselves are the reason why Stalkers can continue to operate, and why radioactive materials from the Zone keep flowing to the outside world. Overtly, the Military are hostile to all Stalkers, to keep up appearances; but they also make shady dealings with them at the same time.

Cloaked in Mystery STALKERs Movie's Cinematic Allure Weaved into Your Daily Style

Chernobyl Elegance STALKERs Movie's Nuclear Nuances Reflected in Your T-Shirt

Wear the Echoes STALKERs Movie's Atmospheric Tension Infused into Every Fiber

Tarkovsky's Tapestry Embrace the Enigma with STALKERs Movie-Themed Wearable Art

Zone Explorer Couture STALKERs Movie's Intriguing World Unfolding on Your Tee

SOLARIS / 70s Cult Sci Fi Film

STALKERs Silhouette Mystical Threads from Tarkovsky's Cinematic Masterpiece Grace Your Tee

Threads of Transcendence STALKERs Movie's Enigmatic Aura Woven into Your Wardrobe